Chambers Simmons

Chambers Simmons
Basic Information
Team	Boston Flowers
Status	Alive, starless
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Nickname(s)	Ace
Species	Human

Chambers Simmons is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. Simmons has been with the Flowers since Season One.

Official League Records

Simmons currently has no notable events in the official record books.

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History

He holds the record as the oldest player of blaseball to grace the mound, coming in at an impressive 104. When asked why he continued to pitch after all these years, he simply stated, "Huh? Who's there? Is that you, Mildred?"

Chambers Simmons was declared a National Historic Site in XX65.

Chambers is known for his one distinct pitch, what he calls "the wiggly pitch", which his sister Mildred taught him when they were kids. It moves in a zig-zag line at the same height after he throws at a steady speed of 30 miles per hour. When his coach suggested he learn to throw a fastball, back when he was 34, Chambers responded, "I don't need no dang fastball. I've got my wiggly pitch." Chambers rejected similar requests to learn a curveball or slider. Similarly, every time he was asked out to dinner, Chambers responded, "I don't need no dang relationship. I've got my wiggly pitch." It is unknown which teammate first called him 'Ace' and why, but Chambers fully embraced the nickname, as confidently as he approaches everything.

Trivia

As of Season 2, Chambers Simmons is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Math Velazquez of the Houston Spies and Lars Taylor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. They are all pitchers. Chambers Simmons asserts that having no stars was the height of fashion in his youth, and that engaging in blaseball while having a positive star rating was considered unsplortsmanlike back in the good old days.