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| − | As of Season 2, Chambers Simmons is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being [[Math Velazquez]] of the [[Houston Spies]] and [[Lars Taylor]] of the [[Hellmouth|Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. They are all pitchers. | + | As of Season 2, Chambers Simmons is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being [[Math Velazquez]] of the [[Houston Spies]] and [[Lars Taylor]] of the [[Hellmouth|Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. They are all pitchers. Chambers Simmons asserts that having no stars was the height of fashion in his youth, and that engaging in blaseball while having a positive star rating was considered unsplortsmanlike back in the good old days. |
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Revision as of 08:02, 31 July 2020
Chambers Simmons is a pitcher for the Boston Flowers. He holds the record as the oldest player of blaseball to grace the mound, coming in at an impressive 104. When asked why he continued to pitch after all these years, he simply stated, "Huh? Who's there? Is that you, Mildred?"
Trivia
As of Season 2, Chambers Simmons is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Math Velazquez of the Houston Spies and Lars Taylor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. They are all pitchers. Chambers Simmons asserts that having no stars was the height of fashion in his youth, and that engaging in blaseball while having a positive star rating was considered unsplortsmanlike back in the good old days.
