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| − | {{Mascot|title1=Bolter|name=The "Slide-Trombone Bolter," aka Bolter|team=Breckenridge Jazz Hands|pronouns=Mirror (the same pronouns as the observer)|species=Cryptid|status=DOOT|image1= | + | {{Mascot|title1=Bolter|name=The "Slide-Trombone Bolter," aka Bolter|team=Breckenridge Jazz Hands|pronouns=Mirror (the same pronouns as the observer)|species=Cryptid|status=DOOT|image1=bolter2.png|caption1=Bolter in Bolter's natural habitat}}''The Slide-Trombone Bolter'', or '''Bolter''', is the official mascot of the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] as of [[Season 3]]. |
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Bolter is a large cryptid with a fondness for the slide trombone, typically encountered on the sides of steep mountains. Though rarely spotted and typically docile, Bolter has been known to careen down mountainsides to capture unsuspecting prey, as well as to extol the music of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._J._Johnson J.J. Johnson]. Bolter was discovered by the Jazz Hands during an offseason team-building hiking trip to the Rocky Mountains, during which it ate several blatboys. The Jazz Hands were impressed with its freeform musical stylings, however, and invited Bolter to be their official mascot. | Bolter is a large cryptid with a fondness for the slide trombone, typically encountered on the sides of steep mountains. Though rarely spotted and typically docile, Bolter has been known to careen down mountainsides to capture unsuspecting prey, as well as to extol the music of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._J._Johnson J.J. Johnson]. Bolter was discovered by the Jazz Hands during an offseason team-building hiking trip to the Rocky Mountains, during which it ate several blatboys. The Jazz Hands were impressed with its freeform musical stylings, however, and invited Bolter to be their official mascot. | ||
| − | As Bolter is too large to | + | As Bolter is too large to comfortably fit inside [[The Pocket]], the Jazz Hands typically find a good slope of at least 45° near the stadium and set Bolter up there. From that vantage point, Bolter will lead fans of the Jazz Hands in the [[Jazz Hand Band Stand Chant]], as well as other rally songs and improvisations on brass. Part of Bolter's mascot contract includes not eating players, fans, or nearby wildlife, but Bolter seems to be sated by being tossed the occasional [[Peanuts|Peanut]]. |
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Revision as of 03:17, 4 August 2020
The Slide-Trombone Bolter, or Bolter, is the official mascot of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of Season 3.
Bolter is a large cryptid with a fondness for the slide trombone, typically encountered on the sides of steep mountains. Though rarely spotted and typically docile, Bolter has been known to careen down mountainsides to capture unsuspecting prey, as well as to extol the music of J.J. Johnson. Bolter was discovered by the Jazz Hands during an offseason team-building hiking trip to the Rocky Mountains, during which it ate several blatboys. The Jazz Hands were impressed with its freeform musical stylings, however, and invited Bolter to be their official mascot.
As Bolter is too large to comfortably fit inside The Pocket, the Jazz Hands typically find a good slope of at least 45° near the stadium and set Bolter up there. From that vantage point, Bolter will lead fans of the Jazz Hands in the Jazz Hand Band Stand Chant, as well as other rally songs and improvisations on brass. Part of Bolter's mascot contract includes not eating players, fans, or nearby wildlife, but Bolter seems to be sated by being tossed the occasional Peanut.
