Atlas Guerra
Atlas Guerra is a player for the Chicago Firefighters. Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 563.
History
Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy—divination by naming—by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as Atlas Guerra has long suffered from chronic back pains and instead elected to become a blaseball pitcher.
Her twin sister, Eizabeth Guerra, also became a blaseball player. Their sibling rivalry is intense, but reportedly friendly. Many speculate they, along with Kichiro Guerra, are actually triplets, as it would then complete a trio in accordance with Butt's Law.
She entered the Firefighters after a successful career in The Underleagues. Upon her Internet League Blaseball debut her parents, seated in the first row, fainted in shame, an act which filled Guerra with confidence.
In the Season 2 postseason, Atlas came in second in the Playoffs MVP vote[1].
As of the end of Season 3, Atlas Guerra is now reunited with their sibling on the Kansas City Breath Mints
Trivia
- Physicists theorize that her curveball could potentially re-reverse the flow of the Chicago river, but as of yet we have been spared.
Fan Art
Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.
