Alston Cerveza
Alston Cerveza is lineup player for the Philly Pies and heir to the Sir Veza Brewing Company. Alston has been a member of the team since Season 6.
Biographical Information
Alston Cerveza is a hitter for the Philly Pies and heir to the Sir Veza Brewing Company. A true gentleman, Alston strikes a dapper figure on the Blaseball field with his luscious mustache, elegant top hat, and signature beer bottle cravat. He is always accompanied by his pet ferret Hops, who has his own matching miniature top hat and mustache. When this pair of rabblerousing men of leisure find themselves in a particularly tough spot they often stroke their mustaches in synch as they plan out their next move. Alston’s clothes are always impeccably tailored with nary a spot on them.
Rumor has it that Alston is set to be the star on the next season of the hit blaseball dating show The Blachelor.
Personal Life
Alston lost his parents at a young age when they perished in a mysterious fire at the Sir Veza Brewery. Rumor has it the fire was started by the Lluenling brewing company, a criminal front operating out of Pennsylvania Welsh Country. The Lluenling company wants to get their hands on the secret recipe for Sir Veza beer – a remarkable brew that is the key ingredient in enacting Enhanced Party Time. The only copy of the recipe is tattooed on Alston’s back.
Ever since the fire Alston and Hops have been on the run from the Lluenling agents. Their days are full of near misses in Budapest hotels, fisticuffs on top of trains, and car chases through the streets of center city. Through a mix of skill, luck, and guile the ferrety gentleman and gentlemanly ferret have always managed to stay one step of their dastardly foes.
Recently the pair have taken to traveling through time on a coal-powered cogwork gyrocopter of Hop’s design. Who knows where their adventures will take them next?
Blaseball Career
The Philly Pies were on the verge of Bankruptcy after Forrest Bookbaby’s mismanagement of the team’s finances. At a team manager’s meeting to discuss ways to remedy the situation, Alston crashed through the window on his gyrocopter and tossed a briefcase full of money on the table. “Gentleman,” said Alston, dusting shards of glass off his Cravat. “It seems like you have a new team sponsor.”
Since then Alston has joined the team as a hitter to fill out the roster. Despite being on the run from Welsh assassins he has never missed a game. Fans have started looking forward to seeing Alston’s last minute entrances onto the field; from parachuting out of ninja filled blimps, to riding in on space whales.
