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<blockquote>I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!</blockquote><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote>I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with [[Greer Gwiffin]] or something. Idgaf</blockquote>Shortly after the loss of [[Tiana Cash]], in season 3, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/ashes-to-ashes Ashes to Ashes]. Then, that same season after [[Derrick Krueger]] was lost, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/lost-friends Lost Friends]. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."
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Shortly after the loss of [[Tiana Cash]], in season 3, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/ashes-to-ashes Ashes to Ashes]. Then, that same season after [[Derrick Krueger]] was lost, Abbott made the zine [https://seattle-garages.itch.io/lost-friends Lost Friends]. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."
 
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Revision as of 02:19, 9 August 2020

Art by @MLeeLunsford and by @i_APX_86


Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder for the Seattle Garages, as well as a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)[1]. In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier, on which several Seattle-area underground zines are printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages.


I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!

I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. Idgaf


Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated."

Fanart

Allison Abbott with the NAIL BAT by @MLeeLunsford
Allison Abbott at the Plate by @MLeeLunsford
Allison Abbott breaking her bat by @MLeeLunsford
  1. No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience"