Agan Harrison

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Agan Harrison is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Harrison has been with the Jazz Hands since Season 1.

Harrison's appearance, demeanor, performance, and personality are difficult to comment on, as most attempts to think about aspects of Harrison result in a feeling "similar to when your arm falls asleep, but in your brain," as described by fellow Jazz Hands player Stephens Lightner. Harrison's partner, when asked to describe ███, stared blankly into the middle distance for exactly 52 seconds before turning around and reentering their home. Deep, mournful sobbing could be heard coming from the cellar of the Harrison estate for the next 36 hours.

During one semester in college, Harrison subsisted purely on chunky peanut butter, eaten straight from the jar with a wooden spoon. ██ is also known for ███ love of animals, and frequently volunteers at the Breckenridge Home for Lonely Marmosets.