Topic on Talk:Howell Franklin

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Howell Franklin is mentioned on the page of new Sunbeam Borg Ruiz!! Fulltext of Bo's page can be found here but the relevant section is as follows:

"Senior teammate and neighbor Howell Franklin, who helped the youngsters move in was quoted saying, that while the house is "cute on the outside" it also has a "pretty bad bread infestation. And I mean bad. Ciabatta in the ceiling, sourdough in the stairwells — You ever try to use a toilet while a baguette's stuck in it? It's not pretty."

Franklin, after a moment of stifled laughter, added, "But with that faulty wiring in there, the bread is the yeast of their problems!

...Get it, because...Because bread...And it's the yeast of the pr-"

Franklin, in a later statement, confirmed that the wiring was fine."