Topic on Talk:Lowe Forbes

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New IRM entries + revised marriage lore

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Rocketknife (talkcontribs)

Want to change the marriage section to read "Because Forbes shares a last name with Brock Forbes, Lowe Forbes incorrectly believes that the two are married, claiming that the marriage is for "tax evasion". Brock Forbes is unaware of this.", as discussed in Jazz Hands discord chat.

Want to add two new IRM entries to the Lowe Log: "Forbes never knew that they became a batter in Reverb. They were steered to home plate instead of the pitcher's mound and given a bat instead of a ball, and swung by throwing the bat."

"Lowe Forbes has never been allowed to use a computer because they eat the fans inside."


(this is already on the page because I thought these were minor and was wrong - sorry)

LordNorjam (talkcontribs)

Proposed IRM entry:

Once, the morning of an away game at the Boston Garden, Lowe Forbes brought a live bird into Steph Weeks' room at 5am, proceeding to eat it whole on the kitchen floor. When asked for comment on this incident, Lowe Forbes simply said "alarm clock" before scurrying into the nearest air vent.