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Electric Kettle Lore

Following the percolation of The Murph in Game 3 against Macchiato City, the Real Game Band was left without any pitchers remaining on their entire team. Immediately afterwards, a tendril assembled from various wires and other various computer parts descended from the skies and placed Electric Kettle upon the pitcher's mound, decorated appropriately with a Real Game Band cap. Electric Kettle has been observed to be fully sentient and able to aptly communicate by blowing steam into any shape that they desire, including, but not limited to full sentences and simple drawings. Despite not being a great pitcher, mainly due to literally being an electric kettle, Electric Kettle is loved by his teammates and fans regardless.

GoinUSPS (talk) 01:14, 19 November 2020 (UTC)

Electric Kettle is very easily frightened, and does not like it when the fans cheer too loudly.

Relation to pitching machine

Electric Kettle, through a long series of messages it created while boiling some water for tea, has indicated they are Pitching Machine's younger sister.01:54, 20 November 2020 (UTC)Origamiandroid (talk)