Lizzy Pasta/IF-46.452

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Lizzy Pasta looks like any other average person, except for one notable feature: her pasta hair. Taking the shape of angel hair, bowtie, penne, and any other delicious noodle one can think of, she changes her style frequently by cooking up some new hair. No matter its shape, it’s always cooked to perfection. Pasta also has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and as a result has taken to pitching with a ladle to prevent her fingers from dislocating due to her flexible joints. She likes to call her good joint days “al dente”. As a tinkerer and inventor, Pasta also makes her own custom braces, splints, and a motorized chair with a seemingly endless supply of assistive devices stashed inside for anyone who may need them. Similarly, her kitchen has been upgraded to better accommodate ambulatory chair users.