Ji-Eun Jasper/IF-9.773

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Entry into the Core

Jasper Ji-Eun is a former resident of Mechanicsville, Virginia, and a self-proclaimed lifelong fan and enemy of the Baltimore Crabs. Jasper was pursuing an undergraduate degree in sculpture before they tripped and fell into the Jlames River, and subsequently washed up in the Core. Witnesses say that Jasper "cried with relief" when they realized they no longer had to finish their finals.

Career

Jasper is known for their avant-garde sculpture. They are a pioneer in the post-neo-new wave no wave reconstructive deco-brutalist movement. While first impressions have varied from "I can't believe so many colors fit into something so angular" to "0/10 blatantly inedible", over time many have come to appreciate Jasper's "bold sense of personal expression" and "neat shiny things".

Jasper experiences chronic migraines, and produces and sells a line of affordable custom vogmasks. Jasper has been open about how their illness has affected their work, and has been a strong advocate in remodeling The Pillars to reduce potential triggers.