Hellmouth (town)/IF-64.910

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This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Residents that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Residents about Hellmouth (town) at their Resident Registry.
A digital drawing of Anise Itsaria, a sentient fire person. She has fangs, pointy ears, and firey hair in the form of a mohawk. It wears a large brick pizza oven as a dress, and holds a wok in one hand, and a spatula in the other. Anise is grinning at the viewer.
by Eli

Anise Itsaria is a sentient flame creature who sprung forth from one of the many Hellmouth brush fires. She, like many of her fellow unnatural and ecologically improbable flames before her, was sparked into being with only one driving desire: consume.

That’s how Itsaria discovered their love of cooking! As a tiny fire left in this wide, hellish expanse, they were overwhelmed with options and swore to themself that they would make it their life goal to consume everything in sight. They wanted to get a taste of the Hellmouth— literally— and could think of no better way than learning how to hone their heat into something that could savor any delicacy. There’s no ingredient that they don’t want to try at least once; as the saying goes, the world is their dinner table.

Its travels through the desert saw it accrue all sorts of recipes and all sorts of ways to best prepare them. It was a bit of a hassle to try to hunt down all the tools it wanted, though, so they eventually got the bright idea to become their kitchen. Ever since that bright idea, it can be seen traveling around with its favorite outfit: a sandbrick pizza oven for a dress and a well-seasoned wok for a hat. The convenience of carrying these tools with it also meant that it could start cooking for the friends it made along the way, eager to share their newly discovered delicacies with the world.

Those who were brave enough to try her often-poisonous concoctions would soon discover something miraculous— anything she made using her body and tools would somehow become edible, regardless of the ingredients that were in it. Time after time she readily tested this, serving up pizzas and stir fries made with all sorts of dangerous wildlife or mysterious things of dubious origin. While the final product doesn’t always taste good, it was scientifically confirmed to not be toxic at all when consumed, even if the taster in question was typically allergic to some part of the meal. Not only could she consume everything in the world, but so could everyone else, too!

Once word spread about its phenomenal ability, Itsaria more or less became its own traveling kitchen. Almost every day it gets approached by any number of people who want to test this miracle for themselves, or who simply have a craving for something they couldn’t otherwise eat. Always, Itsaria is more than happy to oblige, asking in return only that they get to keep some of the spare ingredients for later.