Hellmouth (town)/IF-44.609

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This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Residents that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Residents about Hellmouth (town) at their Resident Registry.

Jackie Daws is a chef and deliveryperson for Mozza-hella, a popular pizza place in the Hellmouth town, known for implausibly quick delivery times. Mozza-hella prides itself on an absolute minimum of deals with demons, devils or entities from within the Hellmouth itself. Their pizza has been described as ‘good as sin’. Daws started working at Mozza-hella a few months after their 25th birthday and has been 25 for just under 40 years.

While they have adapted, the exact nature of their adaptation is the subject of some scientific interest. As a child, Daws was reported to be able to run on 100 degree slopes (with a margin of error of 1.8%), something that was discovered during a visit to a local rock climbing centre. After starting to work at Mozza-hella, Daws’ feet turned into roller-blades, as is customary for Mozza-hella deliverypeople. What is less customary is Daws’ tail, which they gained after being named chef of the year four years after joining Mozza-hella. Their pizza is said to be excellent. They are also able to see into a few extra dimensions, their reward for thirteen years of working for Mozza-hella. This has prompted several debates about what exactly should be classed as an adaptation, especially as it’s hard to identify what exactly caused their later modifications.

Daws is a talented tabletop Game Master and runs weekly intro one shots for a variety of systems in the broadly unused Mozza-hella dining area on Wednesday nights. They also maintain the Mozza-hella tabletop games library (nicknamed the Satanic Panic Attic), which has an excellent selection of indie titles as well as several games that Daws has written themself. They are most proud of Racing Demons: The Official Mozza-hella Roleplaying Game (eating Mozza-hella provided food and drink over the course of play provides various buffs), describing it as a ‘wonderful blend of two things which have defined my [Daws’] life’ and ‘a mechanical trainwreck, but if you eat a whole pizza you can teleport to the undead corpse of the moon’.

Despite their long hours at Mozza-hella and their tabletop game creation, Daws is described by friends as being someone who is always up to try anything, with some reporting seeing them and other young Hellmouth residents exploring abandoned buildings, skydiving, caving, graffitiing various buildings in town, and doing rituals in local parks at night.