Dark Seattle Corporates/IF-97.001
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NAME: HOTDOGFINGERS, JAYLEN
POSITION: PITCHER
DATE ONBOARDED: SEASON 0 DAY 97 (████████)
BIOGRAPHICAL INFORMATION:
HOTDOGFINGERS is a regular contributor to the ADVERTISING department and has appeared in a variety of COMMERCIALS for Corporation products including Arrow Cola, Arrow Cola Lite, Arrow Cola Cherry, Arrow Cola Zero, Arrow Cola Invisible, and Townsend Confectionery materials. Some time after the ████████, HOTDOGFINGERS had her hands replaced with two prosthetic metal hands (fully Synergy-compatible) as a result of ██████████████████████████████.
HOTDOGFINGERS’s prosthetic hands have been outfitted with a number of different weaponry modules including ████████████████ ████████████████████████████████ ████████████████ .
