Cravel Gesundheit/IF-48.992

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Cravel Gesundheit is a crystalline entity that is fascinated with geology. She reassembles roxself based on rok mood and overall functionality into many shapes. Fans have reported seeing her as a snake, an obelisk, an inscrutable unknowable form and sometimes just a pile of crystals!

Coming from the core was a bumpy ride- ro emerged into Yellowstone National Ballpark via a volcanic eruption (an earth sneeze, if you will). During that fateful game the force from the feedback was so strong and the Core had so many winding tunnels that her form was split in two. Fans reported seeing her pitch on both the Core and Magic in the same game, but Coach Merlinmeyer insists that that's "complete rubbish" and "making a mockery of the game."

Cravel is fascinated by the geology of Yellowstone (particularly the gift shop rocks and the arcane powers of crystals in the park) and is currently on the look out for interesting pieces to add to her assembly. She also seeks to find powerful crystals to aid the team; most notably ro has communicated to reporters that she is looking for "the Yellow Stone."

Ro is also notoriously difficult to photograph, and few photos of her exist. Park rangers have yet to concur if this is due to arcane fluxes within the park, or if she is just really, really camera shy.