Wyatt Glover
Wyatt Glover is a player for the Unlimited Tacos. Glover has been a member of the team since Season 1, when they were known as Comfort Glover. After Season 3, Glover was awarded with a blessing that randomized their pitching stats to 0.
Official League Records
Name Change
After the Season 3 elections, Glover was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning.
Exploratory Surgery
During the Season 3 election, Glover (then named Wyatt Mason) was awarded the Exploratory Surgery blessing due to being the Tacos' worst pitcher—a blessing that randomized the stats of a team's worst pitcher three times. The surgery randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. Glover was eligible for the second round of surgery, which again randomized Glover's pitching stats from ½ to ½. They were then subjected to a third and final round of surgery, which randomized Mason's pitching stats from ½ to 0.
Glover still remains the Tacos' worst pitcher.
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History
Early Career
Before the start of their professional Blaseball career, Glover worked as a glove tester and representative for 5 Finger Discount Gloves. As part of a product demonstration at the Van Nuys Ralphio's, Glover was to wear a hat bearing the fledgling team's insignia. Tacos manager Al Pastor mistook them for a prospective player and gave them the sign up sheet and waiver in place of the sponsorship form. Glover has, on record, said that they are "not a Blaseball player" and to "please let [them] out of the dugout." Pastor has refused to acknowledge this in any press release.
Correctional Branding Surgery
After the Tacos underwent The Wyatt Masoning, Glover underwent three rounds of exploratory surgery for the purposes of "maintaining their marketable form"[1]. Undergoing this procedure made them lose their half-star rating. Despite this, Glover is pleased with the results of the operation, enjoying "a beautiful day for tacos, and a beautiful day for me, Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover."[2]
Made of Sand
Under their glove, Wyatt Glover is made of sand.
- ↑ Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "AN EMERGENCY PROCEDURE TO MAINTAIN MY MARKETABLE FORM IN THE WYATTING WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS GAZE UPON MY 0 STAR FORM AND WEEP" (Tweet) - via Twitter.
- ↑ Comfort 'Wyatt Mason' Glover [@comfort_glover] (9 Aug 2020). "A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR THE INFINITE TACOS AND A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR ME. COMFORT "WYATT MASON" GLOVER" (Tweet) - via Twitter.
