Whit Steakknife
Whit Steakknife is a batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
Walk out music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM
His head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown.
Whit is known for his boastful attitude and showmanship. It is not uncommon for him to make lewd gestures at the catcher as he scores a run, an act of devilry that always riles up the fans. Despite this devious behavior, Whit is also known to have a softer side, far softer than the sharpened edge of his bladed head.
Whit is currently receiving lessons from the Breath Mints star batter Boyfriend Monreal on how to become a better dater. Whit’s romantic interests in the Dallas Steak’s pitcher Ronan Jaylee are no secret, but due to his terminator-like cluelessness about human emotions, his first date didn’t go exactly how he wanted. Boyfriend is currently training Whit on how to wink, a skill which should greatly help him in his romantic endeavors.
Romantic Life
Whit has been public about grappling with the grief of losing his first wife, a technicolor folding blade, many years ago. It is a pain that the whole team has helped him bear, and through this gauntlet, he has come out the other side a much more emotionally rounded individual. This growth paved the way for his subsequent relationship, and eventual marriage, with Justice Spoon, a player for the Chicago Firefighters. Whit is a self described "wife-guy", and loves declaring his love for them in interviews, on the field, and atop the highest parapets of the Kansas City skyline.
(Art by @ghostwriterish)
