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Whit Steakknife is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Steakknife has been a part of the Breath Mints since Season One.

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Whit's head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown.

Whit is known for his boastful attitude and showmanship. It is not uncommon for him to make lewd gestures at the catcher as he scores a run, an act of devilry that always riles up the fans. Despite this devious behavior, Whit is also known to have a softer side, far softer than the sharpened edge of his bladed head.

Whit is currently receiving lessons from the Breath Mints star batter Boyfriend Monreal on how to become a better dater. Whit’s romantic interests in the Dallas Steak’s pitcher Ronan Jaylee are no secret, but due to his terminator-like cluelessness about human emotions, his first date didn’t go exactly how he wanted. Boyfriend is currently training Whit on how to wink, a skill which should greatly help him in his romantic endeavors.

Steakknife's walk out music is Whip It by Devo

Romantic Life

Whit has been public about grappling with the grief of losing his first wife, a technicolor folding blade, many years ago. It is a pain that the whole team has helped him bear, and through this gauntlet, he has come out the other side a much more emotionally rounded individual. This growth paved the way for his subsequent relationship, and eventual marriage, with Justice Spoon, a player for the Chicago Firefighters. Whit is a self described "wife-guy", and loves declaring his love for them in interviews, on the field, and atop the highest parapets of the Kansas City skyline.

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-{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★★½|species=Unknown|status=Alive; Intact|pronouns=he/it|image1=[[File:Whit Steakknife.png|thumb]]}}'''Whit Steakknife''' is a batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
+{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] species=Unknown | status=Alive | rating=★★½ | batting=★★½ | pitching=★½ | baserunning=★★★ | defense=★★★ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Humble-bragging | coffee=Light & Sweet | blood=Love | fate=23 | soulscream=EUEEHEUEEHEAEAEEAEAEEAEOAAXEOAAXEXUAEAXUAEAXUIAHHUIAHHUEOIEEEOIEEEIXAOEIXAOEIAOAEEAOAEEA |pronouns=he/it|image1=[[File:Whit Steakknife.png|thumb]]}}'''Whit Steakknife''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Steakknife has been a part of the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
-Walk out music: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM Whip It by Devo]
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-His head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown.
+Whit's head looks like a serrated knife blade ringed by a shimmering golden crown.
 Whit is known for his boastful attitude and showmanship. It is not uncommon for him to make lewd gestures at the catcher as he scores a run, an act of devilry that always riles up the fans. Despite this devious behavior, Whit is also known to have a softer side, far softer than the sharpened edge of his bladed head.
 Whit is currently receiving lessons from the Breath Mints star batter [[Boyfriend Monreal]] on how to become a better dater. Whit’s romantic interests in the Dallas Steak’s pitcher [[Ronan Jaylee]] are no secret, but due to his terminator-like cluelessness about human emotions, his first date didn’t go exactly how he wanted. Boyfriend is currently training Whit on how to wink, a skill which should greatly help him in his romantic endeavors.
+Steakknife's walk out music is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM Whip It by Devo]
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