Walton Sports

Walton Sports is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Despite being statistically the best pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Walton does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.

Walton, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances.

Walton's walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays.