Walton Sports

Walton Sports is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Despite being statistically the best pitcher on the team, they are widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met them for their consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Walton does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.

Walton, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists they feel the commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances.