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'''Vito Kravitz''' is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Kravitz joined the team immediately after the [[incineration]] of [[Isaac Rubberman]] during the Flowers' [[Season 3|Season Three]], Day 82 match against the [[Dallas Steaks]]. | '''Vito Kravitz''' is a player for the [[Boston Flowers]]. Kravitz joined the team immediately after the [[incineration]] of [[Isaac Rubberman]] during the Flowers' [[Season 3|Season Three]], Day 82 match against the [[Dallas Steaks]]. | ||
Revision as of 23:41, 8 August 2020
Vito Kravitz is a player for the Boston Flowers. Kravitz joined the team immediately after the incineration of Isaac Rubberman during the Flowers' Season Three, Day 82 match against the Dallas Steaks.
Official League Records
Kravitz currently has no notable events in the official record books.
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History
Vito Kravitz' appearance is that of a 5'3'' animated skeleton, dressed in a ragged ''Pelle Pelle'' 1981 leather jacket with the pockets stuffed full of dandelions (for good luck) which he wears over his Blaseball Uniform. This fashion statement is supported by fellow Flowers player King Weatherman.
Vito Kravitz owned and operated a used care sales dealership, Krazy Kravitz's Used Automobile Emporium, prior to his death several decades ago. However, his desire to sell used cars was so great he transcended life and death to return to the mortal plane as the undead. During one of his joy rides in his 1959 Cadillac Flower Car, He crashed into the side of a blaseball stadium just as Rubberman was incinerated. After the team pulled him from the wreckage, Flowers Captain Beck Whitney noticed his potential, and as there was now an opening he was immediately recruited into the team.
Despite his public insistence that he is dedicated to the splort, his enthusiasm towards vehicles is still well documented, and it is not uncommon for him to attempt to ply his former trade while on the field. He is well known for his frequent arguments that cars should be included in Blaseball, and has taken to driving his car around the bases much to the chagrin of his team mates. The crowd can often be heard chanting "Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch. Again, Kravitz please remove your car from the pitch, that is not a legal move."
