Difference between revisions of "Velasquez Alstott"
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Velazquez Alstott is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] and the infant daughter of [[Canada Moist Talkers]] player [[Kennedy Alstott]]. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's below average. | Velazquez Alstott is a player for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] and the infant daughter of [[Canada Moist Talkers]] player [[Kennedy Alstott]]. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's below average. | ||
Revision as of 23:06, 2 August 2020
Velazquez Alstott is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves and the infant daughter of Canada Moist Talkers player Kennedy Alstott. Alstott is considered a miraculous prodigy in toddler terms, but relative to adult professional athletes she's below average.
On Day 92 of Season 2, Alstott hit a game winning double home run in the ninth inning against the Dallas Steaks, helping to keep the Shoe Thieves in the running for a contentious playoff race. Following this game, Alstott gained the nickname "Twofer", referencing the double home run as well as her age (two years old) and her two-star player rating.
Alstott holds the current record for possessing the most non-artifical teeth among all Blaseball players, disputed by fellow Shoe Thieves player Blankenship Fischer.
