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Valentine Games is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

On day 98 of Season 3, Valentine Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction! This increased his rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Friendships on the Tacos

While journalists have seemed unable to learn about Valentines relationships with the Tacos, Los Angeli natives have reported her often appearing in public with teammate Rat Mason. It is rumored this is due to shared travels regarding Valentine’s time spent on the New York Millennials, while Rat grew up in New York before moving to LA for the Blaseball scene.

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 == Official League Records ==
 On day 98 of [[Season 3]], Valentine Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction! This increased his rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.
-{{Community Lore}}
-While they share a surname with [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] player [[Cornelius Games]], and [[New York Millennials|New York Millennial]] player [[Richardson Games]], it has been confirmed that the three players share less than 80% of their biomass and thus are allowed to compete as separate players.
-They are rumored to be descended from Calypso, the late three-legged sea turtle who once lived in the National Aquarium.
-== Personal life ==
-Valentine Games is Jewish.
-[[Pedro Davids]] and Games were longtime penpals before joining the league. Both have stated that they continue to write letters to each other despite the frequency with which they see each other in person.
-They describe the importance of Berger cookies in nearly every interview, stating, "I wouldn't be where I am today if I didn't eat a Berger cookie with every meal. Yes, of course that includes breakfast. Why wouldn't it?"
-== Valentine's Day ==
-The popular holiday Valentine's Day was named in Games' honor. This is why people on Valentine's Day are often seen wearing the Baltimore Crabs' iconic red.
-== In Literature ==
-Valentine Games is the subject of a poem by Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper:
-The gifts the Gods provide are hard to parse
-Depending on the God, it’s all a farce
-Like Gods who blessed the Lovers and the Pies
-And caused thousands of Crabs to curse the skies
-The Olde One also works in cryptic ways
-But Their actions warrant nothing but our praise
-Take Valentine Games—they’re neither saint nor sinner
-Yet earned a hallowed flying peanut dinner
-Valentine was lingering in the field
-Awaiting hits the other team might yield
-He squinted and adjusted the bright red
-Yarmulke attached upon his head
-He spotted peanuts raining from the sky
-And afterwards he could not tell you why
-But in his mind he saw a clicking claw
-So carefully he opened up his jaw
-The taste of peanut was a bit complex
-And nervously he pondered the effects
-But soon a warmth enveloped him throughout
-A ball flew through the air, he caught it out
-For others, peanuts seemed to be a curse
-But Valentine was given the reverse
-For when he ate the peanut he became
-An even greater lover of the game.
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