Valentine Games

Valentine Games
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Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★1/2
Pitching	★★★
Defense	★★★
Running	★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blacking Out
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	86
Soulscream	IAEUAIAEUAIHAAUHHAAUHH

Valentine Games is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

On day 98 of Season 3, Valentine Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction! This increased his rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

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Disposition to Poetry

Valentine appears to interact with all press solely speaking in forms of poems and riddles, primarily in free verse and slam. When asked about their experience playing for the Tacos, xe responded:

"Hands tight around the bat swish swing and steady self against the game beginning, already blacked out can't back out now not when there’s a game changer weather brewing not when there’s a team changer coming down the line and I can feel it in my blood but no use watching grass grow when there’s a game to be played, superstition superseded by the pitch coming my way and I swing hit the ball and run and steal and play the goddamn game until its time to get back onto the plate with the pitcher on the mound all secondary threat and no menace. Feedback ringing in my ears I close my eyes

and swing".