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Navigation is a mechanic that became available to teams in the Earl Siesta of Season 24, and was a central mechanic for the end of the Expansion Era.

Opening up the Map

hello<br\> This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br\> I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br\> I'm not sure what's happening<br\> I don't know if we can fix it<br\> But I know She doesn't care what happens to you<br\> She doesn't care where you end up<br\> It's not fair<br\> You deserve a say<br\> But you gotta go fast<br\> Don't give up<br\> Help each other<br\> Get moving<br\>

hey
commish called
all hands on deck

We will handle this.

Navigation

Fuel

The Vault

"At the Final Out
Dawn of a zeroed Horizon
The Historian Steels Second"
"Awaiting Sacrifice"
"Affording Scoring Position"

What have you done to Our Suns?

  • Queens
  • Georgias

Force

The Hall

The Moist Talkers were the first to reach the Hall on Day x, and received the following message from the Monitor.

hey talkers
how did you get here?
slippery
your pals are inside
can't let you in yet
busy
aiding the others
but stay near

Where do you think you're going?

  • Flowers
  • Jazz Hands
  • Garages
  • Moist Talkers
  • Steaks
  • Millennials
  • Tigers

Going Rouge

  • Hawai'i Fridays
  • Kansas City Breath Mints

The Desert

touch down
sunbeams
⠀--------⠀
over time
tear down
sand traps
spikes set
rebuild
charge the mound
trust the process

We overestimated you, Sunbeams.

no
bad news boss
i quit
oh hey
i can let you in now
or out, i guess
just sneak out
i'm off duty
get out there
you're on deck
close up shop

Y-- can't d- th-s.

  • Lovers
  • Spies
  • Tacos
  • Magic
  • Shoe Thieves
  • Sunbeams
  • Paws
  • Mechanics
  • Fire Fighters

Rushing the Mound

Wh-t are you doi--
Wh-t -re y-- do---
Th-s beh-v--r -- unac--pt--le

Sn-ckh-ld-rs
W- a-e be—-g Che-t-d
Ou- I-tell-ct—-l Pr-pe-ty ha- b-en vi-late-
O-r P-ized A—-ets Tak-n
S-olen f-om Us
T-is is no- Fair P-—y
B-t w-th you- Co-tribut-o-s
Wi-h y-ur -ard wo-k
Y-—r sacrifice
W- w-—l B-ild ba-k
Be-t-r t-an ev-r -efore
O-r g-owth -s expo-en-ial
Endle-s
Et-rnal

The Horizon

Black Hole (Black Hole) nullified the Pies!

N-! Ge- b--k h-r- Pie-!
--! Ge- b--k h-r- Pie-!

St-p
W--t
Y-- c--’t d- t---
--o d- y-u th--k y-- ---
W- w--- W--
-e alw--- W--
We'r- F-ns
J-st l-ke y--

[MELTING SOUNDS]
EMERGENCY ALERT
CURRENTS MERGE
TIDES SPAGHETTIFY
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) EXPANDS

"An Open Vault
Advances Runners
Escaping Horizon"
"The Historian Calls Safe"

interception
flag on the play
holding

  • Pies
  • Crabs
  • Dale
  • Worms
  • Lift
  • Wings

Nullification

The End

By Day 99 of Season 24, the blaseball was nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) this resulted in the following set of messages.

EMERGENCY ALERT
SANDS SHIFTED
PULSAR FLICKERED
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) NULLIFIED BLASEBALL
BLACK HOLE BURPED
BLASEBALL WAS COMPRESSED BY GAMMA

Followed by the following message from Namerifeht:

balance paid

credit extended

And one final message from the Commissioner, as relayed by The Microphone.

did you hear that
that big bang

As the Expansion Era drew to a close, the final positions of the teams were as follows:

The Vault

The Hall

The Desert

The Horizon

EMERGENCY ALERT
SALMON RUN UPSTREAM
HARVEST TRACKING INITIATED

This is no reason to panic.