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Revision as of 03:09, 3 April 2021
Firefighters fan and Discord user robbie @skimmersing#0762.
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Before
(SPOILER) Schenn grew up in a one-story rambler in South Lebanon, Ohio. By her (SPOILER) year in high school she had made the cut for the varsity (SPOILER) team at S(SPOILER) High School. By all accounts, Schenn—the daughter of German immigrants—was a driven, talented young woman with a natural understanding of physics and a stubborn streak a mile wide.
In her (SPOILER) year in high school, she met Augusta Chadwell, who she would later identify as her best friend and confidante. The two were both interested in space exploration, and together brainstormed something they called the Wanderer module: a simple space shuttle, meant to be manned by a small crew of perhaps two.
The two attended (SPOILER) University (SPOILER) together; Schenn achieved her Bachelor's in Aerospace Engineering and went on to earn a Master's in Engineering.
Because of Despite Schenn's demonstrated proficiency in engineering, (SPOILER) the Ohio Worms (LONG SPOILER). Schenn (SPOILER) (SPOILER) until their Descension.
During
Schenn played for the Ohio Worms following their return to the ILB as a pitcher. Reportedly, she enjoyed but did not particularly look forward to the games she would pitch, finding more joy in participating in blaseball with her friend Chadwell than in the splort itself.
An investigation suggests Schenn and Chadwell continued their work on the Wanderer, conducting regular tests, building prototypes, and otherwise adjusting their plans in their shared laboratory space, although it appears they were not prepared for any actual voyage.
On Day 89 of Season 13, Chadwell was incinerated by a rogue umpire in the Wormhole. A fan in attendance, who only identified themself as "Sandy," shared an account of the event with a local news outlet.
After the incineration of her best friend, Schenn was devastated and inconsolable. Following the game, she was overheard by fans as she insisted that she would "escape Ohio, whatever it takes."
Launch of the Wanderer Module
Instead of attending any post-season celebrations with the rest of the Worms, Schenn became noticeably withdrawn and moody, and retreated to her laboratory. After (SPOILER), she had the first and only fully-functioning Wanderer module prototype created: it was scaled down slightly from the original plans, built to accommodate one pilot instead of the anticipated two.
The Wanderer module launched on (SPOILER) from (SPOILER), Ohio and landed in Lake Michigan, Chicago (SPOILER) days later.
Wanderer Module Ground-to-Space Transcript
Following the recovery of the Wanderer module's black box, an attempt at recording the transcript was made. Parts of the transcript remain unintelligible or missing
liftoff sequence
(REDACTED) CHICAGO: WANDERER MODULE YOU HAVE ENTERED CHICAGO AIRSPACE
(REDACTED) WANDERER: What?
(REDACTED) (SPOILER:
After
But there are those who welcome the wanderer, and those who watch her leave.
ChicagoWelcome home, Wanderer. |
Ohiodo you regret it, wanderer? do you miss me? |
Arrival
The Wanderer module crashed into Lake Michigan, where it was recovered by Wesley Poole. Schenn was recovered from the module and brought to the Fire House. Since her arrival in Chicago she has refused to speak, electing instead to use a form of non-verbal communication involving a combination of Morse code and Socks Maybe. However, some say she will occasionally hum along to the sound of the theremin.
According to Schenn herself, she recalls little from her time in space, and refuses to speak about it at length, mentioning only that it was "very, very lonely." She either does not remember or refuses to acknowledge any previous names she may have had. Instead she goes by Wanda, short for Wanderer.
Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 513.
Trivia
- Schenn's maiden and only voyage lasted (SPOILER).
This article draws inspiration from the Apollo 11 Technical Air-to-Ground Transcript, provided by NASA.
AUGUSTA
OHIO
CHICAGO
WANDERER
I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME