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===Early Life=== | ===Early Life=== | ||
| − | Grollis Zephyr spent hyr youth chasing roles in films and television shows to follow in the footsteps of hyr mother, fitness coach and action movie star [[Arda Zephyr]]. Despite hyr surname’s | + | Grollis Zephyr spent hyr youth chasing roles in films and television shows to follow in the footsteps of hyr mother, fitness coach and action movie star [[Arda Zephyr]]. Despite hyr surname’s fame, hyr unenthusiastic acting left directors unimpressed. After many rejections, Grollis readily admitted defeat and took on the more low profile job of working as a theme park tokusetsu actor while continuing to live with Arda. |
===Lazarus Pit=== | ===Lazarus Pit=== | ||
| − | In hyr freetime, Zephyr pursued hyr own passions as an avid amateur speleologist, ecologist, bootleg game connoisseur, and taxidermist. Ze gained notoriety in spelelogical communities for hyr contributions to the exploration and mapping of several cave systems, and one time stated that the slow rate at which caves change was a welcome change of pace from a busy and stressful life of dealing with an ever-changing world. Hyr explorations would eventually re-uncover the [[Legscraper#Past_Ownership|Lazarus Pit]] located under [[Legscraper#Past Ownership|Dilsneyworld]], and some have observed that in low lighting ze appears almost bioluminescent, possibly due to side effects of prolonged contact with the water of the Pit. Zephyr has advised against other amateur speleologists and thrillseekers exploring the Pit, stating that rumors of the Pit offering immortality are | + | In hyr freetime, Zephyr pursued hyr own passions as an avid amateur speleologist, ecologist, bootleg game connoisseur, and taxidermist. Ze gained notoriety in spelelogical communities for hyr contributions to the exploration and mapping of several cave systems, and one time stated that the slow rate at which caves change was a welcome change of pace from a busy and stressful life of dealing with an ever-changing world. Hyr explorations would eventually re-uncover the [[Legscraper#Past_Ownership|Lazarus Pit]] located under [[Legscraper#Past Ownership|Dilsneyworld]], and some have observed that in low lighting ze appears almost bioluminescent, possibly due to side effects of prolonged contact with the water of the Pit. Zephyr has advised against other amateur speleologists and thrillseekers exploring the Pit, stating that rumors of the Pit offering immortality are misleading, overstated, and wildly dangerous. |
===Joining the Lift=== | ===Joining the Lift=== | ||
| − | When the Lift formed, the late captain and founder [[Stijn Strongbody]] appointed Arda to be one of the team’s coaches and she | + | When the Lift formed, the late captain and founder [[Stijn Strongbody]] appointed Arda to be one of the team’s coaches and she convinced Grollis to join the team’s rotation, as ze “really need[ed] to get out there and socialize more.” Grollis readily accepted, likely more because of former team owner [[Nandy Slumps]]’s acquisition of the rights to Dilsneyworld and the Pit beneath than the slightly insulting implications behind hyr mother’s suggestion. |
| − | Upon joining the Lift, Zephyr quickly joined the late “Brokyo” clique consisting of [[Val Hitherto]], [[Coolname Galvanic]], [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Gerund Pantheocide]]. The group were known for their | + | Upon joining the Lift, Zephyr quickly joined the late “Brokyo” clique consisting of [[Val Hitherto]], [[Coolname Galvanic]], [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Gerund Pantheocide]]. The group were known for their ill-thought out but endearing antics that would often prove to be minor inconveniences to everyone else. |
As a pitcher, hyr career was strikingly mediocre but other members of the rotation were often worse. Never the biggest problem, but never an asset, Zephyr drew fan ire both for hyr unfriendly personality and hyr consistently lackluster on-field performance. | As a pitcher, hyr career was strikingly mediocre but other members of the rotation were often worse. Never the biggest problem, but never an asset, Zephyr drew fan ire both for hyr unfriendly personality and hyr consistently lackluster on-field performance. | ||
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In their first season together, Zephyr and Pantheocide realized that they pitched in the exact same way, and entered a light-hearted rivalry. As Zephyr ended the season better than Pantheocide, Pantheocide partied once more than Zephyr to attain a lead. This lead would turn out to continue for the duration of their time together on the rotation, as every improvement one made was quickly followed up by the other. As the rivalry had started to sour, Pantheocide put it to an end when she moved to hitting and became the team’s star hitter and co-captains with Fenestrate, and Zephyr, feeling that despite all hyr growth ze had been left behind not only by Pantheocide but by Fenestrate and Galvanic as well, fell from Brokyo entirely. In the following seasons, Zephyr drifted between social groups, befriending [[Wyatt Quitter|a]] [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)|number]] [[Cory Ross|of]] [[Jessica Telephone|players]], but with the exception of [[Elwin McGhee]]’s alternate and [[Rylan O’Lantern]], most did not stay on the team for long. This led Zephyr to believe that ze would always be left behind in some way or another, no matter how much ze changed, and ze spent more and more time in the Lazarus Pit. | In their first season together, Zephyr and Pantheocide realized that they pitched in the exact same way, and entered a light-hearted rivalry. As Zephyr ended the season better than Pantheocide, Pantheocide partied once more than Zephyr to attain a lead. This lead would turn out to continue for the duration of their time together on the rotation, as every improvement one made was quickly followed up by the other. As the rivalry had started to sour, Pantheocide put it to an end when she moved to hitting and became the team’s star hitter and co-captains with Fenestrate, and Zephyr, feeling that despite all hyr growth ze had been left behind not only by Pantheocide but by Fenestrate and Galvanic as well, fell from Brokyo entirely. In the following seasons, Zephyr drifted between social groups, befriending [[Wyatt Quitter|a]] [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)|number]] [[Cory Ross|of]] [[Jessica Telephone|players]], but with the exception of [[Elwin McGhee]]’s alternate and [[Rylan O’Lantern]], most did not stay on the team for long. This led Zephyr to believe that ze would always be left behind in some way or another, no matter how much ze changed, and ze spent more and more time in the Lazarus Pit. | ||
| − | Following Pantheocide’s death in Season 21, Zephyr was one of three players on the team who partied, and the only one of those three to have known Pantheocide. After getting shadowed and voicemailed onto the lineup, Zephyr finally became a better pitcher and baserunner than Pantheocide, and the same season as Pantheocide was resurrected by the [[Semi-Centennial]], Zephyr benefitted from a division hitting boost that ended hyr career at a frustrating 0.02 batting stars less than hyr formerly deceased rival, in the same position in the lineup Pantheocide had initially occupied. | + | Following Pantheocide’s death in Season 21, Zephyr was one of three players on the team who partied, and the only one of those three to have known Pantheocide. After getting shadowed and voicemailed onto the lineup, Zephyr finally became a better pitcher and baserunner than Pantheocide, and the same season as Pantheocide was resurrected by the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Zephyr benefitted from a division hitting boost that ended hyr career at a frustrating 0.02 batting stars less than hyr formerly deceased rival, in the same position in the lineup Pantheocide had initially occupied. |
===Skipping=== | ===Skipping=== | ||
During hyr stay in the shadows, Zephyr decided to go deeper into the Lazarus Pit than ever before, spending months in the twisting fractally depths without emerging. After voicemailing into the lineup as a batter for the first time, something about Zephyr was fundamentally different, and ze commented that <choose uncached=""><option>ze had “finally found what dwells at the bottom, and now there’s nowhere to go but Up.”</option><option>ze had “finally found what dwells at the bottom.”</option><option>“I finally understand that nothing I do will ever be enough to keep up, but I can and will outlast you all.”</option><option>“I finally understand that nothing I do will ever be enough to keep up, but I can and will outlast you all.” It is suspected there is some connection between hyr recent words and hyr earlier claims of the dangerous nature of the immortality offered by the Pit.</option><option>ze had found what really lies at the heart of the Legscraper. Ze offered no explanation on how ze had discovered this if ze had been in the Pit the whole time.</option></choose> | During hyr stay in the shadows, Zephyr decided to go deeper into the Lazarus Pit than ever before, spending months in the twisting fractally depths without emerging. After voicemailing into the lineup as a batter for the first time, something about Zephyr was fundamentally different, and ze commented that <choose uncached=""><option>ze had “finally found what dwells at the bottom, and now there’s nowhere to go but Up.”</option><option>ze had “finally found what dwells at the bottom.”</option><option>“I finally understand that nothing I do will ever be enough to keep up, but I can and will outlast you all.”</option><option>“I finally understand that nothing I do will ever be enough to keep up, but I can and will outlast you all.” It is suspected there is some connection between hyr recent words and hyr earlier claims of the dangerous nature of the immortality offered by the Pit.</option><option>ze had found what really lies at the heart of the Legscraper. Ze offered no explanation on how ze had discovered this if ze had been in the Pit the whole time.</option></choose> | ||
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Revision as of 19:16, 24 November 2021
Early Life
Grollis Zephyr spent hyr youth chasing roles in films and television shows to follow in the footsteps of hyr mother, fitness coach and action movie star Arda Zephyr. Despite hyr surname’s fame, hyr unenthusiastic acting left directors unimpressed. After many rejections, Grollis readily admitted defeat and took on the more low profile job of working as a theme park tokusetsu actor while continuing to live with Arda.
Lazarus Pit
In hyr freetime, Zephyr pursued hyr own passions as an avid amateur speleologist, ecologist, bootleg game connoisseur, and taxidermist. Ze gained notoriety in spelelogical communities for hyr contributions to the exploration and mapping of several cave systems, and one time stated that the slow rate at which caves change was a welcome change of pace from a busy and stressful life of dealing with an ever-changing world. Hyr explorations would eventually re-uncover the Lazarus Pit located under Dilsneyworld, and some have observed that in low lighting ze appears almost bioluminescent, possibly due to side effects of prolonged contact with the water of the Pit. Zephyr has advised against other amateur speleologists and thrillseekers exploring the Pit, stating that rumors of the Pit offering immortality are misleading, overstated, and wildly dangerous.
Joining the Lift
When the Lift formed, the late captain and founder Stijn Strongbody appointed Arda to be one of the team’s coaches and she convinced Grollis to join the team’s rotation, as ze “really need[ed] to get out there and socialize more.” Grollis readily accepted, likely more because of former team owner Nandy Slumps’s acquisition of the rights to Dilsneyworld and the Pit beneath than the slightly insulting implications behind hyr mother’s suggestion.
Upon joining the Lift, Zephyr quickly joined the late “Brokyo” clique consisting of Val Hitherto, Coolname Galvanic, Yusef Fenestrate, and Gerund Pantheocide. The group were known for their ill-thought out but endearing antics that would often prove to be minor inconveniences to everyone else.
As a pitcher, hyr career was strikingly mediocre but other members of the rotation were often worse. Never the biggest problem, but never an asset, Zephyr drew fan ire both for hyr unfriendly personality and hyr consistently lackluster on-field performance.
A Rivalry
In their first season together, Zephyr and Pantheocide realized that they pitched in the exact same way, and entered a light-hearted rivalry. As Zephyr ended the season better than Pantheocide, Pantheocide partied once more than Zephyr to attain a lead. This lead would turn out to continue for the duration of their time together on the rotation, as every improvement one made was quickly followed up by the other. As the rivalry had started to sour, Pantheocide put it to an end when she moved to hitting and became the team’s star hitter and co-captains with Fenestrate, and Zephyr, feeling that despite all hyr growth ze had been left behind not only by Pantheocide but by Fenestrate and Galvanic as well, fell from Brokyo entirely. In the following seasons, Zephyr drifted between social groups, befriending a number of players, but with the exception of Elwin McGhee’s alternate and Rylan O’Lantern, most did not stay on the team for long. This led Zephyr to believe that ze would always be left behind in some way or another, no matter how much ze changed, and ze spent more and more time in the Lazarus Pit.
Following Pantheocide’s death in Season 21, Zephyr was one of three players on the team who partied, and the only one of those three to have known Pantheocide. After getting shadowed and voicemailed onto the lineup, Zephyr finally became a better pitcher and baserunner than Pantheocide, and the same season as Pantheocide was resurrected by the ILB Semi-Centennial, Zephyr benefitted from a division hitting boost that ended hyr career at a frustrating 0.02 batting stars less than hyr formerly deceased rival, in the same position in the lineup Pantheocide had initially occupied.
Skipping
During hyr stay in the shadows, Zephyr decided to go deeper into the Lazarus Pit than ever before, spending months in the twisting fractally depths without emerging. After voicemailing into the lineup as a batter for the first time, something about Zephyr was fundamentally different, and ze commented that “I finally understand that nothing I do will ever be enough to keep up, but I can and will outlast you all.”
Skipping
