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Phineas Wormthrice has 5 Rumors written about so far.
According to teammates, Wormthrice once built a nest in the fireplace of
Sigmund Castillo. This was a cold night on the road for the team and Wormthrice refused to remove it. The team was very cold and very grumpy about this.
Wormthrice came into my clothing store and attempted to buy six pairs of pants with only applesauce. When I informed em that this would not suffice, ey just kept giving me more and more applesauce, and eventually coated my store with applesauce. I don’t think Wormthrice even wears pants.
Wormthrice has a propensity for breaking blenders at an unknown rate. At this point Wormthrice’s blender breaking abilities have looped around more than once to unbreak them. Womrthrice, however, never fixes these blenders.
Wormthrice stole my bike once while I was out getting a sandwich and ran away with it. Didn’t even ride it.
Many, many people have reported that Wormthrice will speak endlessly about issues of both bonecourse and what has been dubbed “wormcourse,” in a similar vein. Most have deemed this incessant talk about topics that are held in high regard in the
Hellmouth community as “somehow completely incomprehensible, despite being an incomprehensible topic.”
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