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</choose> [[Hellmouth_(town)|Hellmouth]], the Bone Zone is the Hellmouth’s first and only resurrected fossil preserve. The Bone Zone is supported by the [[Hellmouth_Beautification_Society|Hellmouth Beautification Society]] and the [[Hellmouth_Anti-Tourism_Board|Anti-Tourism Board]] to provide Hellmouthian locals a safe look at the resurrected bones of powerful prehistoric creatures without being fully torn to shreds.<ref>Not guaranteed.</ref>  
 
</choose> [[Hellmouth_(town)|Hellmouth]], the Bone Zone is the Hellmouth’s first and only resurrected fossil preserve. The Bone Zone is supported by the [[Hellmouth_Beautification_Society|Hellmouth Beautification Society]] and the [[Hellmouth_Anti-Tourism_Board|Anti-Tourism Board]] to provide Hellmouthian locals a safe look at the resurrected bones of powerful prehistoric creatures without being fully torn to shreds.<ref>Not guaranteed.</ref>  
  
As is policy, due to our proximity to the [[Hellmouth_(entity)|Hellmouth]] and work with the Anti-Tourism Board we ask that non-Hellmouthian residents proceed with extreme caution and avoid extended visitation if visiting at all.
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As is policy, due to our proximity to the [[Hellmouth_(entity)|Hellmouth]] and work with the Anti-Tourism Board we ask that non-Hellmouthian residents proceed with extreme caution and avoid extended visitation if visiting at all.
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==Our Mission==
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The Bone Zone is dedicated to protecting the wild resurrected fossils of the Hellmouth while also protecting the community from them “absolutely destroying the place.”<sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Who?|<i>Who?</i>]]<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup> Of course we wish to also respect the beauty of these creatures we once thought were lost to history. Sure they are quite aggressive here in the new era, but some are pretty cool to look at. It would also be neat if they had skin and everything, provide a little more scientific insight or something, but you get what you get, y’know?
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Really our mission is about keeping everybody safe. There is really little else that actually can be done here. However, since people also really wanted to see the dinosaurs we also provide tours throughout the Bone Zone as well to make sure people do not get “absolutely destroyed”<sup><nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Why?|<i>Why?</i>]]<nowiki>]</nowiki></sup> by checking stuff out themselves. We try to not attack the fossils when we can, don’t want to chip them or anything, but for your safety we will! They just reform and get back up anyways, it’s totally fine.
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In our work with the Hellmouth Beautification Society we also try to keep native species from being harmed by the fossils. This is not only to encourage the regrowth of flora and fauna populations found in the Hellmouth, but also to avoid freaking out the more intelligent flora and fauna of the area who may begin to deal with an existential breakdown due to seeing their own evolutionary ancestors just walking around. If you see any local flora or fauna present in the Bone Zone that is not a pre-Cambrian era fossil, please report to the Bone Zone Rangers immediately.

Revision as of 01:42, 31 December 2021

About Us!

Welcome to the Bone Zone! Located one hero’s journey away from Hellmouth, the Bone Zone is the Hellmouth’s first and only resurrected fossil preserve. The Bone Zone is supported by the Hellmouth Beautification Society and the Anti-Tourism Board to provide Hellmouthian locals a safe look at the resurrected bones of powerful prehistoric creatures without being fully torn to shreds.[1]

As is policy, due to our proximity to the Hellmouth and work with the Anti-Tourism Board we ask that non-Hellmouthian residents proceed with extreme caution and avoid extended visitation if visiting at all.

Our Mission

The Bone Zone is dedicated to protecting the wild resurrected fossils of the Hellmouth while also protecting the community from them “absolutely destroying the place.”[Who?] Of course we wish to also respect the beauty of these creatures we once thought were lost to history. Sure they are quite aggressive here in the new era, but some are pretty cool to look at. It would also be neat if they had skin and everything, provide a little more scientific insight or something, but you get what you get, y’know?

Really our mission is about keeping everybody safe. There is really little else that actually can be done here. However, since people also really wanted to see the dinosaurs we also provide tours throughout the Bone Zone as well to make sure people do not get “absolutely destroyed”[Why?] by checking stuff out themselves. We try to not attack the fossils when we can, don’t want to chip them or anything, but for your safety we will! They just reform and get back up anyways, it’s totally fine.

In our work with the Hellmouth Beautification Society we also try to keep native species from being harmed by the fossils. This is not only to encourage the regrowth of flora and fauna populations found in the Hellmouth, but also to avoid freaking out the more intelligent flora and fauna of the area who may begin to deal with an existential breakdown due to seeing their own evolutionary ancestors just walking around. If you see any local flora or fauna present in the Bone Zone that is not a pre-Cambrian era fossil, please report to the Bone Zone Rangers immediately.

  1. Not guaranteed.