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The Shrimpfinity Incident is the official B.A.C.K.-designated name for the initial event leading to an ongoing shrimp generation event in the history of the Core. The Incident occurred at REDACTED family restaurant in DownTown, wherein a shrimp tail had fallen off of a food preparation table into a vent leading deeper into the Core. Due to unknown means (see below), this seemingly-innocuous action led to a countably[citation needed] infinite amount of shrimp being generated, flooding the restaurant and the streets of DownTown soon after.

Shrimp Generation

Research into the cause of the shrimp generation has been inconclusive. While the owners of REDACTED have been co-operative with B.A.C.K. archivists and have dedicated the space around the original vent for research and on-site investigation, no progress has been made as nobody knows how far down the vent the Incident started at, and there are too many shrimp in the way to properly check. Officially, the "shrimp reaction" has been given as:

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Impacts

Immediate Impact

The immediate impact of the generation of a large volume of shrimp was the rapid introduction of shrimp into locations shrimp are not known to be, such as most streets of DownTown and the pitch of the Core Pillar Center, though luckily there were no games played at the park at that moment. Additionally, due to the Incident first taking place within a vent, many shrimp were rapidly distributed throughout the Core's numerous ventilation shafts, which caused numerous workplace injuries from exposure to high-velocity shrimp, and allergic reactions from near-instantaneous introduction of shrimp in hypoallergenic situations.