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Johnson’s transfer to the Dale, while a culture shock, has not stopped his efforts to unionize local businesses such as  
 
Johnson’s transfer to the Dale, while a culture shock, has not stopped his efforts to unionize local businesses such as  
 
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<option>[[Miami Dale#Sponsorship|Kent’s Video Swamp]]
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<option>[[Miami Dale#Sponsorship|Kent’s Video Swamp]]</option>
<option>[[Miami Subs Audio Emporium]]
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<option>{{Deadlink|Miami Subs Audio Emporium}}</option>
<option>[[Miami Heat Reptile Accessories]]
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<option>{{Deadlink|Miami Heat Reptile Accessories}}</option>
<option>[[Flooding|Sewer Shark Plumbing Inspectors]]
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<option>[[Flooding|Sewer Shark Plumbing Inspectors]]</option>
<option>[[Biscayne Boozeless Cruises]]
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<option>{{Deadlink|Biscayne Boozeless Cruises}}</option>
<option>[[Press (Worldwide Field)#Behavior|IguanaSafe Trampoline Design, Installation, and Repair]]
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<option>[[Press (Worldwide Field)#Behavior|IguanaSafe Trampoline Design, Installation, and Repair]]</option>
<option>[[Logan_Horseman#/media/File:Logan4.jpg|PoolPetz Custom Pool Floats]]
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<option>[[Logan_Horseman#/media/File:Logan4.jpg|PoolPetz Custom Pool Floats]]</option>
<option>[[Beck Whitney#Personal Life|Miami Sound Machine Karaoke Equipment]]
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<option>[[Beck Whitney#Personal Life|Miami Sound Machine Karaoke Equipment]]</option>
<option>[[Jode Crutch|Crutch’s Specialty Pest Control]]
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<option>[[Jode Crutch|Crutch’s Specialty Pest Control]]</option>
<option>[[Rush Ito|Miami Motorcycle Workshop and Repair]]
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<option>[[Rush Ito|Miami Motorcycle Workshop and Repair]]</option>
 
</choose>. Most notably, he has convinced Todd of  
 
</choose>. Most notably, he has convinced Todd of  
 
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<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Album Cover Art & Design by Todd]]
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<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Album Cover Art & Design by Todd]]</option>
<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Boat Insurance by Todd]]
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<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Boat Insurance by Todd]</option>
<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|CD & Cassette Copying by Todd]]
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<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|CD & Cassette Copying by Todd]]</option>
<option>[[Summers Preston|Paranormal Research by Todd]]
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<option>[[Summers Preston|Paranormal Research by Todd]]</option>
<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Marine Videography by Todd]]
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<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Marine Videography by Todd]]</option>
<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Stunt Boating Lessons by Todd]]
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<option>[[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Stunt Boating Lessons by Todd]]</option>
 
</choose> fame to unionize, despite Todd being the only employee. When asked for comment, Johnson shrugged and claimed it couldn’t hurt.
 
</choose> fame to unionize, despite Todd being the only employee. When asked for comment, Johnson shrugged and claimed it couldn’t hurt.
  
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Johnson has also been spotted going on early morning jogs alongside Santiago, team captain [[Qais Dogwalker]], and [[Howell Rocha]]. It is unclear how Rocha can join him, as she is  
 
Johnson has also been spotted going on early morning jogs alongside Santiago, team captain [[Qais Dogwalker]], and [[Howell Rocha]]. It is unclear how Rocha can join him, as she is  
 
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<option>a floating obelisk of black stone
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<option>a floating obelisk of black stone</option>
<option>a mermaid
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<option>a mermaid</option>
<option>an inanimate driftwood sculpture
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<option>an inanimate driftwood sculpture</option>
<option>a very large rabbit
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<option>a very large rabbit</option>
 
</choose>. He seems to enjoy her presence anyways.
 
</choose>. He seems to enjoy her presence anyways.

Revision as of 22:42, 15 August 2022

Time on the Dale

Johnson’s transfer to the Dale, while a culture shock, has not stopped his efforts to unionize local businesses such as Miami Motorcycle Workshop and Repair. Most notably, he has convinced Todd of [[List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale|Boat Insurance by Todd] fame to unionize, despite Todd being the only employee. When asked for comment, Johnson shrugged and claimed it couldn’t hurt.

More notably, he has put his lifeguard training to use after the prompting of Sixpack Santiago, who reportedly said “You don’t have to party if you don’t want to, but someone’s gotta keep drunk idiots from falling into the pool, y’know?” He could not be shaken from his stance that it was “like firefighting, but without the fire. And with a lot more swimming. But less calendars. There is Blaywatch, though. That’s pretty cool. Sorry, what was I saying?”

Johnson has also been spotted going on early morning jogs alongside Santiago, team captain Qais Dogwalker, and Howell Rocha. It is unclear how Rocha can join him, as she is an inanimate driftwood sculpture. He seems to enjoy her presence anyways.