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| − | The [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]] Semi-Cenntenial is a special exhibition match that took place following the [[Season 23]] [[Internet Series]]. The game was played between the [[Rising Stars]] and the [[Vault Legends]] at the [[Vault]] [[ballpark]].
| + | Excerpts from the notes of [[Uncle Plasma]] that, according to the professional interpretation of [[Kina Larsen]], are about The Spearmint: |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | While preparations were set for the game to go for 50 innings, the game was cancelled after only 29 innings, resulting in a draw.
| + | just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again |
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| − | ==Announcement==
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| − | The Semi-Centennial was first announced by the [[Boss]] during the [[Season 22]] [[Earlsiesta]]: | |
| − | | |
| − | <blockquote class="coin"> | |
| − | Rejoice!<br>
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| − | We are thrilled to announce<br>
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| − | Coming Next Season<br>
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| − | The ILB Semi-Centennial!<br>
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| − | Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action<br>
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| − | A look back at all the fun We've had<br>
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| − | Since Blaseball's Return.<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | Additional details were announced by the Boss during the Season 22 [[elections]]:
| + | took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere |
| − | | |
| − | <blockquote class="coin"> | |
| − | Special Announcement<br>
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| − | Following Postseason 23<br>
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| − | A Special Event<br>
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| − | To celebrate the Semi-Centennial<br>
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| − | An Exhibition Match for the Ages<br>
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| − | A look back at recent History<br>
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| − | On one side<br>
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| − | Legends of History<br>
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| − | On the other<br>
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| − | Your very own Rising Stars!<br>
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| − | Rejoice!<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ==Game Conditions==
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | The ILB Semi-Centennial had several unique game conditions due to the Vault ballpark’s modifications. The {{ModLink|Cycling}} ballpark modification made it so pitchers for each team would cycle out at the end of every inning. The {{ModLink|Climate Control}} and {{ModLink|Weather Reports}} modifications meant that weather would change every inning in the Vault, and that when changed it would pick based on “History”, linking each inning to a specific Season and related weather. At the start of each inning, a Season and connected weather were announced.
| + | the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes |
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| − | ===Weather Events===
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| − | Despite lasting for 29 innings with numerous weathers, only one weather event took place during the game. This took place in inning 28, when [[Vessalius Sundae]] siphoned some of [[Parker MacMillan]]'s baserunning ability during [[Blooddrain]] weather.
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| − | | |
| − | ==Major Events==
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| − | ===Introduction===
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| − | Lōotcrates appeared before the beginning of the game, stating:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "From the Delta<br>
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| − | We wade Upstream"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | + | <blockquote> |
| − | "Sifting Sediment<br>
| + | haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while |
| − | Recalling Testimonies<br>
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| − | From Recorded Eras"
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | + | <blockquote> |
| − | "Memories Flood."
| + | eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go |
| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | Lōotcrates stayed on screen until inning 22, providing introductions to each inning and commentating on events that took place during the game.
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | ===Trades===
| + | the spearmint made out with natalie portman |
| − | During inning 1 [[New Megan Ito]] traded their nothing for [[Dunlap Figueroa]]'s [[Fifth Base|The Fifth Base]] using their {{ModLink|Trader}} modification, then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field using their {{ModLink|Traitor}} modification, resulting in MacMillan’s {{ModLink|Super Roamin'}} modification to take effect in the following [[Season 24]].<br>
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| − | After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lōotcrates delivered the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "A Trade-Off<br>
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| − | A Traitor<br>
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| − | A Repetition"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ===Heists===
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | During the course of the game, several Heists occurred in which the Legends approached Rising Stars players, who were either collected and Artifically Forged, moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade.
| + | wait nevermind. thinking of someone else |
| − | | |
| − | ====Rat Mason====
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| − | Rat Mason was approached by the Legends during inning 1, and is the only player to evade, doing so a total of 3 times, again during innings 16 and 24.<br>
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| − | In inning 1, Lōotcrates delivered the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | |
| − | "From a Sinking Ship<br>
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| − | Vermin Flee"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | In inning 16, Lōotcrates delivered the message:
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | + | it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals. |
| − | "Rat Mason<br>
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| − | An Empty Snare"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | By inning 24, Lōotcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | ====Don Mitchell====
| + | issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"<ref>https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576</ref> |
| − | Don Mitchell was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 4.
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| − | | |
| − | Lōotcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Don Mitchell<br>
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| − | A Slow Build<br>
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| − | A Reverberating End"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | ====Sutton Bishop====
| + | what the f{{Spoiler|mint}} is a Mintichlorian |
| − | Sutton Bishop was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6.<br>
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| − | Lōotcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Sutton Bishop<br>
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| − | A Diagonal Move<br>
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| − | The Vault is Gandered"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ====Jaylen Hotdogfingers====
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | Jaylen Hotdogfingers was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6.<br>
| + | not safe. gotta goo |
| − | Lōotcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | |
| − | "Jaylen Hotdogfingers<br>
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| − | Protagonist<br>
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| − | Antagonist"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ====Tillman Henderson====
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| − | Tillman Henderson was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 12.<br>
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| − | Lōotcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Tillman Henderson<br>
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| − | Noise-Cancelling Headphones<br>
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| − | Render One Immune to Criticism"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ====Sosa Peperomioides====
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| − | Sosa Peperomioides was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 19.<br>
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| − | Lōotcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Sosa Peperomioides<br>
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| − | Crowned Queen<br>
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| − | of Strikeouts"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ====Hewitt Best====
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| − | Hewitt Best was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21.<br>
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| − | Lōotcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Hewitt Best<br>
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| − | Better than All<br>
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| − | Now Rest"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ====Collins Melon====
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| − | Collins Melon was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21. <br>
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| − | Lōotcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Collins Melon<br>
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| − | Ripe for the Picking"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ====Nicholas Mora====
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| − | Nicholas Mora was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 29. By this time, Lōotcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.
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| − | ===A Walk Off===
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| − | With the collection of Melon, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 97.68%, and Lōotcrates left the screen during inning 22, apparently exiting for safety from the increasing Sun(Sun) pressure, after some final words:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "From Progenitor<br>
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| − | A Breaking Dawn<br>
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| − | A Twilight World"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Constellation Expanded<br>
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| − | Stars in Safe Keeping<br>
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| − | The Historian returns to Safety"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "A Walk Off."<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ===Sun(Sun) Explodes===
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| − | [[File:Hashtag votecoinboss.png|thumb|Screenshot of the League page following the ILB Semi-Centennial, showing the Boss in front of the Supernova encouraging Fans to #Vote in the upcoming election.]]
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| − | With the collection of Mora during inning 29, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 100%, resulting in the explosion of Sun(Sun).<br>
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| − | The Boss appeared in front of the resulting [[Supernova]] to address the Fans:
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| − | <blockquote class="coin">
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| − | Snackholders<br>
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| − | Snackholders!<br>
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| − | Wow! Look at those colors!<br>
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| − | Yes, Sun(Sun) appears to have exploded.<br>
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| − | There is no reason to panic.<br>
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| − | In Light of Recent Events<br>
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| − | The Semi-Centennial is henceforth Cancelled.<br>
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| − | The Result is a Draw.<br>
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| − | See you at the Election!<br>
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| − | Don't forget to #Vote!<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ==Aftermath==
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| − | ===Falling Stars===
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| − | After the game, players from the Rising Stars returned to their ILB teams in randomized positions. Players who had not been active prior to the Semi-Centennial, such as deceased or pre-History players, were sent to random teams. Vault Legends, including the recently Artificially Forged players, remained in the Vault and did not return to their prior teams or the Hall.<br><br>
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| − | Of the players not previously active in the ILB:
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| − | *[[Abbott Wright]] fell to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
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| − | *[[Abner Pothos]] fell to the [[Seattle Garages]]
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| − | *[[Agan Espinoza]] fell to the [[New York Millennials]]
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| − | *[[Gerund Pantheocide]] fell to the [[Chicago Firefighters]] with the {{ModLink|Returned}} modification
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| − | *[[Gunther O’Brian]] fell to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] with the {{ModLink|Returned}} modification
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| − | *[[Jada Frederick]] fell to the [[Boston Flowers]]
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| − | *[[James Nolan]] fell to the [[Seattle Garages]]
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| − | *[[Ronan Vargas]] fell to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]
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| − | *[[Sutton Picklestein]] fell to the [[Boston Flowers]] with the {{ModLink|Returned}} modification
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| − | ----
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| − | <references />
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| − | <br>
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| − | {{ExpansionEraNav}}
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