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| − | The [[Internet League Blaseball|ILB]] Semi-Cenntenial is a special exhibition match that took place following the [[Season 23]] [[Internet Series]]. The game was played between the [[Rising Stars]] and the [[Vault Legends]] at the [[Vault]] [[ballpark]].
| + | Excerpts from the notes of [[Uncle Plasma]] that, according to the professional interpretation of [[Kina Larsen]], are about The Spearmint: |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | ==Announcement==
| + | just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again |
| − | The Semi-Centennial was first announced by the [[Boss]] during the [[Season 22]] [[Earlsiesta]]. | |
| − | | |
| − | <blockquote class="coin"> | |
| − | Rejoice!<br>
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| − | We are thrilled to announce<br>
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| − | Coming Next Season<br>
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| − | The ILB Semi-Centennial!<br>
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| − | Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action<br>
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| − | A look back at all the fun We've had<br>
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| − | Since Blaseball's Return.<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | Additional details were announced during the Season 22 [[elections]].
| + | took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere |
| − | | |
| − | <blockquote class="coin"> | |
| − | Special Announcement<br>
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| − | Following Postseason 23<br>
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| − | A Special Event<br>
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| − | To celebrate the Semi-Centennial<br>
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| − | An Exhibition Match for the Ages<br>
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| − | A look back at recent History<br>
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| − | On one side<br>
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| − | Legends of History<br>
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| − | On the other<br>
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| − | Your very own Rising Stars!<br>
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| − | Rejoice!<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | ==Major Events==
| + | the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes |
| − | ===Trades===
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| − | During inning 1 [[New Megan Ito]] traded their nothing for [[Dunlap Figueroa]]'s [[Fifth Base|The Fifth Base]], then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for [[Parker MacMillan]]'s The Force Field, resulting in MacMillan’s {{ModLink|Super Roamin'}} modification to take effect in the following [[Season 24]].<br>
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| − | After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lootcrates delivered the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "A Trade-Off<br>
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| − | A Traitor<br>
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| − | A Repetition"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ===Heists===
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | During the course of the game, several Heists occurred in which the Legends approached Rising Stars players, who were either collected and Artifically Forged, moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade.
| + | haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while |
| − | | |
| − | ====Rat Mason====
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| − | Rat Mason was approached by the Legends during inning 1, and is the only player to evade, doing so a total of 3 times, again during innings 16 and 24.<br>
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| − | In inning 1, Lootcrates delivered the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | |
| − | "From a Sinking Ship<br>
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| − | Vermin Flee"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | In inning 16, Lootcrates delivered the message:
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | + | eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go |
| − | "Rat Mason<br>
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| − | An Empty Snare"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | By inning 24, Lootcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | ====Don Mitchell====
| + | the spearmint made out with natalie portman |
| − | Don Mitchell was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 4.
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| − | | |
| − | Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | |
| − | "Don Mitchell<br>
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| − | A Slow Build<br>
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| − | A Reverberating End"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | ====Sutton Bishop====
| + | wait nevermind. thinking of someone else |
| − | Sutton Bishop was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6.
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| − | Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | |
| − | "Sutton Bishop<br>
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| − | A Diagonal Move<br>
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| − | The Vault is Gandered"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ====Jaylen Hotdogfingers====
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | Jaylen Hotdogfingers was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 6.
| + | it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals. |
| − | Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Jaylen Hotdogfingers<br>
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| − | Protagonist<br>
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| − | Antagonist"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ====Tillman Henderson====
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | Tillman Henderson was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 12.
| + | issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"<ref>https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576</ref> |
| − | Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Tillman Henderson<br>
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| − | Noise-Cancelling Headphones<br>
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| − | Render One Immune to Criticism"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ====Sosa Peperomioides====
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | Sosa Peperomioides was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 19.
| + | what the f{{Spoiler|mint}} is a Mintichlorian |
| − | Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | |
| − | "Sosa Peperomioides<br>
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| − | Crowned Queen<br>
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| − | of Strikeouts"<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
| − | ====Hewitt Best====
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | Hewitt Best was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21.
| + | not safe. gotta goo |
| − | Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Hewitt Best<br>
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| − | Better than All<br>
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| − | Now Rest"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ====Collins Melon====
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| − | Collins Melon was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 21.
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| − | Lootcrates reacted with the message:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Collins Melon<br>
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| − | Ripe for the Picking"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | ====Nicholas Mora====
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| − | Nicholas Mora was approached and collected by the Legends during inning 29. By this time, Lootcrates had retreated, and no message was delivered.
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| − | ===A Walk Off===
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| − | With the collection of Melon, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 97.68%, and Lootcrates left the screen during inning 22, apparently exiting for safety from the increasing Sun(Sun) pressure, after some final words:
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates"> | |
| − | "From Progenitor<br>
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| − | A Breaking Dawn<br>
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| − | A Twilight World"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "Constellation Expanded<br>
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| − | Stars in Safe Keeping<br>
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| − | The Historian returns to Safety"<br>
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| − | </blockquote>
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| − | <blockquote class="lootcrates">
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| − | "A Walk Off."<br>
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| | </blockquote> | | </blockquote> |
