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| − | ==Time on the Millennials==
| + | Excerpts from the notes of [[Uncle Plasma]] that, according to the professional interpretation of [[Kina Larsen]], are about The Spearmint: |
| − | (Uncle to Fynn Doyle)
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | | + | just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again |
| − | ==Time on the Breath Mints==
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | On [[Season 15]], Day 52, during a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the {{ModLink|Crime Scene}} at [[The Meadow]] to [[Investigation|investigate]] the mysterious disappearance of [[Brisket Friendo]] from the Breath Mints’ [[Shadows]]. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager [[Max Betmint]] insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waver. During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future.
| + | took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere |
| − | | + | </blockquote> |
| − | Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting {{Deadlink|Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City}} after making use of The Meadow’s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | | + | the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes |
| − | After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter [[Kina Larsen]] as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous {{ModLink|Elsewhere}} players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe.
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | | + | <blockquote> |
| − | Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
| + | haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while |
| − | | + | </blockquote> |
| − | ==Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes==
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | (IRM format - missattributed quotes should include the real source in a footnote)
| + | eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go |
| − | *“coyotes”
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | *“get chapel killed”
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | *The existence of Fish Summer implies a Fish Winter…
| + | the spearmint made out with natalie portman |
| − | *what is it about buttermilk that make you drive real good
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | *the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN" (https://twitter.com/dril/status/813966376327086080)
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | *big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck (https://twitter.com/dril/status/398879478912258048)
| + | wait nevermind. thinking of someone else |
| − | *see this watch? i got it by Crying. my car? crying. my beautiful partner? Crying. My perfect teeth? Crying. now get the fuck out of my office (https://twitter.com/dril/status/158042815128023040)
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | *im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough . (https://twitter.com/dril/status/934242047015387136)
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | *just found out about Object Permanence... why didnt any one tell me about this shit (https://twitter.com/dril/status/1108543516227985408)
| + | it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals. |
| − | *should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self (https://twitter.com/dril/status/1329464017417474048)
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | *To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | *Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
| + | issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"<ref>https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576</ref> |
| − | *if trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? probably, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason (Source: Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey)
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | *Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Breath Mints Pitching $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my offense is dying (https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472)
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | | + | what the f{{Spoiler|mint}} is a Mintichlorian |
| − | ==Chants==
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | [[File:Get chapel killed.png|thumb|Example of how to use the "get chapel killed" chant in chat.]]
| + | <blockquote> |
| − | *All according to Plansma!
| + | not safe. gotta goo |
| − | *Get Unc’d on!
| + | </blockquote> |
| − | *'''get chapel killed'''
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Excerpts from the notes of Uncle Plasma that, according to the professional interpretation of Kina Larsen, are about The Spearmint:
just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again
took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere
the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes
haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while
eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go
the spearmint made out with natalie portman
wait nevermind. thinking of someone else
it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.
issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"[1]
what the fmint is a Mintichlorian
not safe. gotta goo
