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| − | {{Community Lore}}
| + | Excerpts from the notes of [[Uncle Plasma]] that, according to the professional interpretation of [[Kina Larsen]], are about The Spearmint: |
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| + | just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again |
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| − | Close-up = [[File:SpearmintFace random.png]]
| + | took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere |
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| − | T-Posing = [[File:Spearmint Random.png]]
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| + | the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes |
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| + | haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while |
| − | | team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] (prey)
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| − | | status=Approaching
| + | eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go |
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| − | | blood_type=Whatever you have is fine
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| + | the spearmint made out with natalie portman |
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| − | '''The Spearmint''' is the apex predator of [[The Meadow]], the home [[ballpark]] of the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Spearmint attacks are often lethal or life-threatening, and have targeted players, staff, and fans alike. As such, visitors are encouraged to be prepared to run for their life at any moment.<ref>This is conveyed in very small font on each ticket purchased, along with a waiver relieving [[Max Betmint|Management]] of any liability.</ref>
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| − | | + | wait nevermind. thinking of someone else |
| − | The Spearmint has been noted for its exceptional speed, making it a deadly predator. The Spearmint's primary hunting grounds include the tall grasses of the open meadow on the outskirts of town, as well as the adjacent parking lot. Careful observation from a distance has shown the Spearmint to utilize {{Deadlink|strategic T-Posing}} among the tall grasses as camouflage before lunging for its prey. The full extent of the Spearmint's territory has not yet been determined, and may extend into greater Kansas City or further, so residents should never consider themselves safe.
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| − | ===Community Reports===
| + | it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals. |
| − | *[[Hewitt Best]] has attributed his impressive speed in part due to the practice he receives running from the Spearmint, and has acknowledged it as an large aspect of the team's baserunning training.
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| − | *Teammates have reported that [[Rodriguez Internet]] has almost lost their life numerous times to the Spearmint, usually due to tripping on his large JNCO jeans, only to be saved by clipping through the immateria of the meadow. Internet has stated that he will not be getting different pants.
| + | issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"<ref>https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576</ref> |
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| − | *After several attending [[Shoe Thieves]] fans went missing during games, [[Dickerson Morse]] "detectived" that these fans had fallen prey to the Spearmint, unable to resist the temptation of Kansas City's Most Dangerous Kicks. Management has responded by publicly promoting Kansas City's Most Dangerous Kicks, visit now to try your hand at stealing these never before stolen shoes!
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| − | | + | what the f{{Spoiler|mint}} is a Mintichlorian |
| − | *[[Marquez Clark]] has claimed that his famously bad luck is the result of a curse placed on him by the Spearmint. However, these claims are widely believed to be false, and are often openly mocked. Clark insists that this is part of the curse.
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| − | *During [[Season 14]], Breath Mints hitter [[Joshua Watson]] was presumed dead for 19 days, with the Spearmint considered the prime suspect in their death. Eventually it was discovered that Watson had simply been swept Elsewhere for the duration, and that everyone watching the game had actually seen that happen.
| + | not safe. gotta goo |
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| − | ==Fan Works==
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| − | ===Gallery===
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| − | File:SpearmintFace random.png|Spearmint by '''[https://twitter.com/Randomentalist @Randomentalist]'''
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| − | File:Spearmint Random.png|Spearmint T-Pose by '''[https://twitter.com/Randomentalist @Randomentalist]'''
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| − | File:LongSpearmint SandeviRae.jpg|Long Spearmint by '''[https://twitter.com/whatifyandsand/status/1339470238375530496 SandeviRae]'''
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| − | File:TransparentSpearmint griffin.png|Spearmint in JNCO's by Discord user '''griffinOWO#2692'''
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| − | File:MMPTg revolver.png|Spearmint in [[Season 8]] Partytime by '''[https://twitter.com/rostilicious @rostilicious]'''
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| − | </gallery> | |
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| − | {{TeamNavSelector|Kansas City Breath Mints}} | |
| − | <!-- {{TeamCategorySelector|Kansas City Breath Mints}} *Since leaving Kansas City, [[Pudge Nakamoto]] and [[Stew Briggs]] have reported possible sightings of the Spearmint lurking in the shadows. | |
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Excerpts from the notes of Uncle Plasma that, according to the professional interpretation of Kina Larsen, are about The Spearmint:
just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again
took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere
the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes
haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while
eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go
the spearmint made out with natalie portman
wait nevermind. thinking of someone else
it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.
issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"[1]
what the fmint is a Mintichlorian
not safe. gotta goo
