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Excerpts from the notes of [[Uncle Plasma]] that, according to the professional interpretation of [[Kina Larsen]], are about The Spearmint:
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just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again
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took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere
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the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes
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haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while
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'''The Spearmint''' is the apex predator of [[The Meadow]], the home [[ballpark]] of the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Spearmint attacks are often lethal or life-threatening, and have targeted players, staff, and fans alike. As such, visitors are encouraged to be prepared to run for their life at any moment.<ref>This is conveyed in very small font on each ticket purchased, along with a waiver relieving [[Max Betmint|Management]] of any liability.</ref>  
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eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go
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The Spearmint's primary hunting grounds include the tall grasses of the open meadow on the outskirts of town, as well as the adjacent parking lot. The full extent of the Spearmint's territory has not yet been determined, and may extend into greater Kansas City, so residents should not consider themselves safe.
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==Community Reports==
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the spearmint made out with natalie portman
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* [[Hewitt Best]] has attributed his impressive speed in part due to the practice he receives running from the Spearmint, and has acknowledged it as an large aspect of the team's baserunning training.  
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* Teammates have reported that [[Rodriguez Internet]] has almost lost their life numerous times to the Spearmint, usually due to tripping on his large JNCO jeans, only to be saved by clipping through the immateria of the meadow. Internet has stated that he will not be getting different pants.
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* After several attending [[Shoe Thieves]] fans went missing during games, [[Dickerson Morse]] "detectived" that these fans had fallen prey to the Spearmint, unable to resist the temptation of Kansas City's Most Dangerous Kicks. Management did not seem bothered by this.
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wait nevermind. thinking of someone else
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* During [[Season 14]], Breath Mints hitter [[Joshua Watson]] was presumed dead for 19 days, with the Spearmint as a prime suspect in their death. Eventually it was discovered that Watson had simply been swept Elsewhere for the duration, and that everyone watching the game had actually seen that happen.  
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* Since leaving Kansas City, [[Pudge Nakamoto]] and [[Stew Briggs]] have reported possible sightings of the Spearmint lurking in the shadows.  
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it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.
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* [[Marquez Clark]] has attributed his famously bad luck to a curse placed on him by the Spearmint.
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issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"<ref>https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576</ref>
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what the f{{Spoiler|mint}} is a Mintichlorian
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not safe. gotta goo
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Latest revision as of 02:18, 26 November 2021

Excerpts from the notes of Uncle Plasma that, according to the professional interpretation of Kina Larsen, are about The Spearmint:

just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again

took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere

the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes

haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while

eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go

the spearmint made out with natalie portman

wait nevermind. thinking of someone else

it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.

issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"[1]

what the fmint is a Mintichlorian

not safe. gotta goo

  1. ↑ https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576
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