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Excerpts from the notes of [[Uncle Plasma]] that, according to the professional interpretation of [[Kina Larsen]], are about The Spearmint:
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just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again
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| caption1="Death" Mason XIII by '''[https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1375148095265181697 @goatedtoasts]''
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took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere
 
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the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes
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haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while
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eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go
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the spearmint made out with natalie portman
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wait nevermind. thinking of someone else
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it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.
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issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"<ref>https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576</ref>
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what the f{{Spoiler|mint}} is a Mintichlorian
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not safe. gotta goo
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and has been with the team since the [[Second Wyatt Masoning]].
 
 
 
==Official League Records==
 
Mason XIII joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] in [[Season 14]] as part of the [[Second Wyatt Masoning]].
 
 
 
[[Wyatt Mason XII]] and Wyatt Mason XIII cancelled each other into [[Modifications|Static]] when meeting on day 84 of the same season.
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{IRM|Subject=Wyatt Mason XIII}}
 
==Fan Works==
 
===Gallery===
 
<gallery widths="185">
 
File:DeathMason numbers.jpg|Death Mason XIII by Discord user '''Numbersninja#7987'''
 
File:Thirteeny toasts.jpg|Death Mason XIII by '''[https://twitter.com/goatedtoasts/status/1375148095265181697 @goatedtoasts]'''
 
</gallery>
 
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<references />
 
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Latest revision as of 02:18, 26 November 2021

Excerpts from the notes of Uncle Plasma that, according to the professional interpretation of Kina Larsen, are about The Spearmint:

just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again

took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere

the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes

haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while

eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go

the spearmint made out with natalie portman

wait nevermind. thinking of someone else

it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.

issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"[1]

what the fmint is a Mintichlorian

not safe. gotta goo