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Tot "King Tot" Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.

Internet League Blaseball Career

Along with Ron Monstera, Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since Season 1.

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History

When the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC, Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."

Alleged Immortality

Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.

Music

Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation.

Personal Life

Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.

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 Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
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 Clark is the bass player for the [[The Garages|Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation]].
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+===Personal Life===
 Clark is in a relationship with teammate [[Luis Acevedo]].