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− | <span style="font-size:small;"><div align="right" font-size="100px">Art by [https://twitter.com/ | + | <span style="font-size:small;"><div align="right" font-size="100px">Art by [https://twitter.com/CallofDuckies @CDuckies]</div></span>{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|rating=★★1/2 | batting=★★★ | pitching=★★1/2 | baserunning=★★ | defense=★★ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Breaking bones | coffee=Flat White | blood=Basic | fate=60 | soulscream=EAEAUEAEAUEEIAUIEIAUIEAAAEXAAAEXAAHAIIAHAIIA |status=Alive|position=Pitcher|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|image1=King_Tot_blaseball_card.png|nickname=King Tot, Tatertot (but only by [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]]), 🥔}}'''Tot Clark''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Clark has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. |
==Official League Records== | ==Official League Records== |
Revision as of 16:44, 22 August 2020
Tot Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Along with Ron Monstera, Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since Season 1.
Personal Life
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."
Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.
Alleged Immortality
Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
Music
Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation.