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| − | {{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|rating=★★|status=Alive|position=Pitcher|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|image1= | + | <span style="font-size:small;"><div align="right" font-size="100px">Art by [https://twitter.com/CDuckies @CDuckies]</div></span>{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|rating=★★|status=Alive|position=Pitcher|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|image1=King_Tot_blaseball_card.png|nickname=King Tot, Tatertot (but only by [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]]), 🥔}}'''Tot "King Tot" Clark''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Clark has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. |
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Along with [[Ron Monstera]], Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since [[Season 1]]. | Along with [[Ron Monstera]], Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since [[Season 1]]. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | == History == | + | ==History == |
When the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC, Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot." | When the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC, Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot." | ||
| − | === Alleged Immortality === | + | ===Alleged Immortality=== |
Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal. | Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal. | ||
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Clark is in a relationship with teammate [[Luis Acevedo]]. | Clark is in a relationship with teammate [[Luis Acevedo]]. | ||
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| + | ![[File:Totbass.png|thumb|Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by [https://twitter.com/CDuckies @CDuckies]|alt=|center]] | ||
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
[[Category:Pitchers]] | [[Category:Pitchers]] | ||
Revision as of 00:11, 9 August 2020
Tot "King Tot" Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.
Internet League Blaseball Career
Along with Ron Monstera, Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since Season 1.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
When the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC, Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."
Alleged Immortality
Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
Music
Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation.
Personal Life
Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.
Fanart
 Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by @CDuckies |
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