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<span style="font-size:small;"><div align="right" font-size="100px">Art by [https://twitter.com/CDuckies @CDuckies]</div></span>{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|rating=★★1/2 | batting=★★★ | pitching=★★1/2 | baserunning=★★ | defense=★★ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Breaking bones | coffee=Flat White | blood=Basic | fate=60 | soulscream=EAEAUEAEAUEEIAUIEIAUIEAAAEXAAAEXAAHAIIAHAIIA |status=Alive|position=Pitcher|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|image1=King_Tot_blaseball_card.png|nickname=King Tot, Tatertot (but only by [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]]), 🥔}}'''Tot "King Tot" Clark''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Clark has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
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<span style="font-size:small;"><div align="right" font-size="100px">Art by [https://twitter.com/CDuckies @CDuckies]</div></span>{{Player|team=[[Seattle Garages]]|rating=★★1/2 | batting=★★★ | pitching=★★1/2 | baserunning=★★ | defense=★★ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Breaking bones | coffee=Flat White | blood=Basic | fate=60 | soulscream=EAEAUEAEAUEEIAUIEIAUIEAAAEXAAAEXAAHAIIAHAIIA |status=Alive|position=Pitcher|species=(Presumably) Immortal Being|image1=King_Tot_blaseball_card.png|nickname=King Tot, Tatertot (but only by [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]]), 🥔}}'''Tot Clark''' is a pitcher for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Clark has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
 
 
==Internet League Blaseball Career==
 
  
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==Official League Records==
 
Along with [[Ron Monstera]], Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since [[Season 1]].
 
Along with [[Ron Monstera]], Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since [[Season 1]].
  
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==Personal Life ==
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
==History ==
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Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."
  
When the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC, Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."
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Clark is in a relationship with teammate [[Luis Acevedo]].
  
 
===Alleged Immortality===
 
===Alleged Immortality===
 
 
Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
 
Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.
  
 
==Music==
 
==Music==
 
 
Clark is the bass player for the [[The Garages|Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation]].
 
Clark is the bass player for the [[The Garages|Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation]].
 
==Personal Life==
 
 
Clark is in a relationship with teammate [[Luis Acevedo]].
 
  
 
==Fanart==
 
==Fanart==

Revision as of 02:00, 12 August 2020

Art by @CDuckies

Tot Clark is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages. Clark has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Along with Ron Monstera, Clark has been the highest-rated pitcher in the Garages rotation since Season 1.

Personal Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Tot "King Tot" Clark was allegedly next in line for the throne when the Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun died circa 1325 BC. Not wanting to rule, Clark faked his own mummification. This made him a pariah among the royal family to such an extent that Clark was subsequently erased from the records of the era. Clark continues to wear his mummification bandages to this day because he "thought [he] looked hot."

Clark is in a relationship with teammate Luis Acevedo.

Alleged Immortality

Clark's uncanny resemblance to Tutankhamun, history-spanning anecdotes, and occasional lack of focus on the mound due to "daydreaming about [his] many travels" have led to speculation that Clark is immortal.

Music

Clark is the bass player for the Seattle Garages Vibration Exaltation.

Fanart

Tot "King Tot" Clark's Bass Guitar by @CDuckies