Theo Honeywell is a roboticist from rural Pakistan who joined the ILB so he had a salary and could get a degree in robotics without worrying about money. He has an academic reputation for illicitly sharing a lot of paywalled articles, and he's a father of three. The full article is available to read here, and it mentions Freemium Seraph, Domino Bootleg, and Terrell Bradley.
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