Talk:Theodore Honeywell

Theo Honeywell is a roboticist from rural Pakistan who joined the ILB so he had a salary and could get a degree in robotics without worrying about money. He has an academic reputation for illicitly sharing a lot of paywalled articles, and he's a father of three. The full article is available to read here, and it mentions Freemium Seraph, Domino Bootleg, and Terrell Bradley.

I propose to add an article in verse, presenting Honeywell as a Kodiak bear who behaves like a bear because he is a bear. Full text is available at https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BpKpD5stKHXZXXlOSsiThaopK13NvcP3ccKxTFdzrKc/edit?usp=sharing

The IRM just got installed, and it was broken so quickly.

Theodore's IRM is out of date, and needs to be updated to the new format. His IRM entries seem to be best suited to the Filebox format, so that is what would be installed for the update.

I have written an IRM (once IRM is installed) for Theodore Honeywell. He is a Kodiak brown bear. The important beats are:

1. He is a normal bear.
2. He has an aura of dadliness, and three cubs.
3. He joined the Lift's shadows because his cubs were blaseball fans, and partied once he got out so that he could stay on the roster for a while.
4. He plays blaseball in a unique way, because he is a bear.

The full proposed text is available here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wwyI1NcsUm8x27lWmRo63igDSG74egEgyFFMrslqvvI/edit?usp=sharing

Add a fullpage IRM template to the page in preparation for the addition of various entries.