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Oliver Loofah is mentioned on Mathews's recent page update (found here: Kathy Mathews#Time with the Garages), successfully convincing Mathews to join her roller derby team.

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After some cajoling from Oliver Loofah, Mathews joined Loofah’s roller derby team. Skating under the derby name “Casio Royale,” Mathews has leveraged their trombone limbs to great effect in performing “whip” moves. After winning a match against the Dallas Bad Butchers, the Dallas captain was quoted in a local newspaper: “So I think we’re winning by a mile, and then I hear this horn playing a really long glissando and I get marching band flashbacks — and then a horse zooms past on four skates and whinnies at me. And we lose! Anyway, I got Loofah’s number so I’m not mad anymore.”