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I've formalized some of the above points into wiki format. If that's cool with you Zakar0.

Joining the Moist Talkers

After joining the Moist Talkers in Season 8 Spliff was quoted as saying “I like the vibe here. The Talkers are a nice bunch, if pretty damp”. Deciding that Sunken Halifax might be a great place to make a fresh start Spliff has for the most part stuck to focusing on Blaseball in lieu of other pursuits. Despite this Spliff has on occasion been seen selling his teammates items from his new curio shop “Spliff’s Gifts” these items include:

A “Fitness Boulder” Sold to Fish Summer (reports indicate it is simply a painted boulder)
A “Hawaii Shell” Sold to York Silk (reports indicate it is a seashell with a birthday card speaker inside of it that plays ocean sounds)
A “SpliffGame Console” Sold to Commissioner Vapour (Reports indicate it is a repainted Clommodre 65 with a single BurgerTime game cartridge glued into the slot)

In later interviews the Moist Talkers sold these curios responded positively to questions regarding their authenticity.

Spliff quickly acclimated to the Moist Talkers team dynamic and formed a close relationship with Jesús Koch, allegedly bonding over some shared blaseball related anxieties. Koch has been quoted saying “I love hanging with York and CV but once in a while it’s nice to chat with someone a little more grounded. Spliff is also great at Trivial Pursuit which I can’t play with the guys since the ‘Mountain Dew Incident’ ”

Spliff is currently occupying the former Gleek Arena Dormitory room of Richmond Harrison and stated “I love the little notes the big guy left behind. Very positive and self affirming, if a little illegible.”