Tillman Henderson

Tillman Henderson
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Intact, Alive, Awful
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Personal Relationships
Rival(s)	everyone
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@TillmanBaller

Tillman Henderson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs.

Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him. He does not have depression, despite the knock off Achewood t-shirt.

He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.

Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the center of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. He never fetches his own balls.

He has faced strong backlash from fan organizations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.

He has a photo of former US President Ronald Reagan hanging above his bedframe. He claims to have discovered "Tillman Juice", a mixture of Four Loko and orange Gatorade. He is not a Baltimore native, and frequently leaves the Crabitat to vacation at his father's summer homes when he is not pitching a game. He has stated several times that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires, but he may in fact be bribing them to keep from being incinerated.

He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offences, and always parks at a 35-70° angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.

Henderson is known to have a matching arm tattoo with Kennedy Loser. It is a tribal armband that says "TILLMAN HENDERSON".

Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.

External Links

Tillman's Letterboxed Account

Tillman's Twitter

The leader of the Tillmaniacs, Tillman's fanclub

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• _{Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)}
• _{Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)}
• _{Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)}
• _{Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)}
• _{Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020}