Stephens Lightner

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Stephens Lightner is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. After a decades long career as an undefeated Race Carl driver, Stephens left racing to pursue glory in the greatest game of all - Blaseball. Despite their age, Stephens quickly found a spot in the Jazz Hands' lineup, and has been a core part of the team for over █████ years.

Stephens is known for their unusual bat, which is made from the drive shaft of the Carl the drove to a legendary victory in the Daytona 42069. When asked why they were allowed to use such an unusual bat, The Commissioner did not provide any comment, because they were too busy Doing a Great Job.

Stephens hit a 3-run homer in 2:78, Discipline Era and were doused in Glatordade in celebration.