Stephens Lightner
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Stephens Lightner is a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. After a decades long career as an undefeated Race Carl driver, Stephens left racing to pursue glory in the greatest game of all - Blaseball. Despite their age, Stephens quickly found a spot in the Jazz Hands' lineup, and has been a core part of the team for over █████ years.
Stephens is known for their unusual bat, which is made from the drive shaft of the Carl the drove to a legendary victory in the Daytona 42069. When asked why they were allowed to use such an unusual bat, The Commissioner replied "________."
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