Difference between revisions of "Stephens Lightner"
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{{Player|team=[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]|rating=★★★|status=Alive; Intact|instrument=Sousaphone|pronouns=They/Them}} | {{Player|team=[[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]|rating=★★★|status=Alive; Intact|instrument=Sousaphone|pronouns=They/Them}} | ||
− | Stephens Lightner | + | Stephens "The Collective" Lightner are a player for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Not a single Stephen but rather an eclectic heap of Stephens, these multiple entities share not just a name but also the exact same location in space and time. Incomprehensible to the sane mind, this state of being has been described by Stephens as "nifty." |
− | Stephens | + | After a decades long career as an undefeated Race Carl driver, Stephens left racing to pursue glory in the greatest game of all - blaseball. Despite their age, Stephens quickly found a spot in the Jazz Hands' lineup, and have been a core part of the team for over █████ years. |
− | Stephens hit a 3-run homer in 2:78, Discipline Era and | + | Stephens are known for their unusual bat, which is made from the drive shaft of the Carl the drove to a legendary victory in the Daytona 42069. When asked why they were allowed to use such an unusual bat, The Commissioner did not provide any comment, because they were too busy Doing a Great Job. |
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+ | Stephens hit a 3-run homer in 2:78, Discipline Era and were doused in Glatordade in celebration. | ||
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Revision as of 17:19, 8 August 2020
Stephens "The Collective" Lightner are a player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Not a single Stephen but rather an eclectic heap of Stephens, these multiple entities share not just a name but also the exact same location in space and time. Incomprehensible to the sane mind, this state of being has been described by Stephens as "nifty."
After a decades long career as an undefeated Race Carl driver, Stephens left racing to pursue glory in the greatest game of all - blaseball. Despite their age, Stephens quickly found a spot in the Jazz Hands' lineup, and have been a core part of the team for over █████ years.
Stephens are known for their unusual bat, which is made from the drive shaft of the Carl the drove to a legendary victory in the Daytona 42069. When asked why they were allowed to use such an unusual bat, The Commissioner did not provide any comment, because they were too busy Doing a Great Job.
Stephens hit a 3-run homer in 2:78, Discipline Era and were doused in Glatordade in celebration.